A country ballad for Hustler
 

holy shit, has this forum devoted itself to hustler lately? :giggle:

Honestly, I just refer to him when I'm too lazy to think of a thread title.

I can't see youtube at work. David Allen Coe? I have cowboy boots on today...and chaps.

Mmmmm.....Festive! But, your gonna need more than that Hustler.
These chicks have their own custom trailer.
These girls will light you up like a pinball machine a pay-off in Silver dollars.

I don't think they are big fans of t-shirts or hats.

<--Going to hell

Chris

JohnDoe, you sir are going to hell. :bigtu:

you'd think that if they were fucking conjoined at the god damn face they'd at the least be able to pitch match.

lol this thread is all sorts of fucked up..

Hey, you know what sucks? Your avatar! Yeah it does, because it makes this whole site not safe for me (or anyone else with a strict access policy). PLEASE change that shit so I can continue wasting time at work by reading this forum.

It's slightly a little bit funny, sortof, in a really lame way that involves robots and blow jobs.

Wait, no. It just sucks... So fix that shit.

Don't make me sick the South Africans on you...

south africans? wtf are you, hustler number 2? lol

starscream starmoan whatever.

Posting this is a free pass to the eternal perils of hell.

Ok, couldn't resist the temptation to out-weird Johndoe. I'm sure posting this is a free pass to the eternal perils of New Jersey...

That would make a hot three-way. But would it still technically be a threeway?

Am i going to hell for wondering if they masturbate? And if they do do they both feel it? Im genuinely curious.

Suck yer balls at the same time as your knob.
Crap, now I'm going to hell :eek4: