GeneSplicer

iTrader: (14)

makes me wonder what concept he was going for...

thirdgen

iTrader: (26)

My son says "Dad, I'm 2 and a half months old...WTF would you buy me this 1972 Indian dirtbike for?"
"you'll understand someday kid...same reason I gave you the 1950 *****'s CJ3A"
What kid drives a 1950 CJ3A to school?
What kid rips up the street on a 1972 Indian JC-54?
My Kid...

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

What I find amusing:

I have no doubt that pretty much every single member of this forum was able to look at the very first picture and say to themselves "Ah, that's obviously a Miata."

No normal human, no matter how much of a gearhead, would make that association so intuitively.

We are all nerds.


(I have had "normal" people mistake my '90 for a friggin' FIAT.)

pusha

iTrader: (5)

Joe, you mean your car isn't an Alfa Romeo?

Stein

iTrader: (46)

I had a chick ask if my NB was a Porsche.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

And you said... ?

Stein

iTrader: (46)

No.


She was...not worth it.

I probably mislead when I said "chick". I should have said female.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

The next time somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!




(sorry, wrong meme.)

pusha

iTrader: (5)

some dude thought my c5 z06 was a nissan

triple88a

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It's not the ride, it's the rider.

pusha

iTrader: (5)

spoke like a true power bottom

psreynol

if at all possible, screenshot and or copy paste. links go dead pretty quick

thirdgen

iTrader: (26)

I searched for "power wheels battery" and this was on that page...I am lazy and if you want to see the photos of it, just click the link:

**1993 Turbocharged Lexus sc300-modified**

Well I'm putting my Lexus up for Sale.
I'm asking $16,000 OBO. Only serious inquiries/offers please. I am not firm on the price, shoot me an offer and I'll see what I can do. Everything listed below will be sold WITH the car.
For people questioning hp:
Stock sc300 the car dynod at 174 hp. After the turbo and tune the car dynod at 330hp At 5 psi.
The car is limited by the stage one clutch. You want more power switch it to a stage two clutch and adjust the boost to 9 psi you will get more power out of it.

Exterior:
Black House of Kolor with a Flat Clear coat(Not some rattle can job)
Vertex front lip
*99 sideskirts Replicas*
Custom Rear Addon quarter skirts
Flared Rear Quarters
Rolled Fronts
Black or Smoked Taillights,Headlights
VLED Lights all around
Brakes are all new calipers and new rotors with new pads
Spacer Conversion kit to adapt 5x114 to 5x120
New Front Windshield

Wheels:
Miro 19x9.5 +22 offset fronts wrapped in Hankook Aventus
Miro 19x10 +22 offset Rear Wrapped in Hankook Aventus

Interior:
Every interior piece is Black
Whole interior is Newly Wrapped in Black Suede with black stitching
Tinted 20% all around
Metal Weighted Shift ****
Wood Grain Steering Wheel with Short Hub
Simple Pioneer DEH-1300
Alpine Type S Speakers in Front 5.25"
Pioneer Speakers in Rear 6"
JL Audio 8 Inch W0
HD JL Audio 200/2 Amplifier to Drive the woofer on rear deck

Engine:
Everything less than 3000 miles on
New water pump front and back housing
New Timing belt
New valve cover gaskets
New Battery
New Rear Main Seal
New PCV Valve
New Clutch from Spec Clutch, Stage One
New Catalytic Coverter
Turbo XS Turbo Manifold
T-70 Turbo Journal Bearing
Custom Stainless Steel Return and Feed line
Oil Filter Sandwich Adapter Plate
3 Row Front mount IC
HKS Bov
Megan Racing Exhaust

Engine management:
Apexi SAFC
Apexi AVC-R
Apexi Boost Gauge
Greddy Wideband

Suspension:
UAS Air Bags on Stock Struts Modified
3/8 Line with Push Lock fittings
Two Air Zenith OBD II Compressors (Fastest Air Compressors on market)
Twin Valve Manifold Block Digital Air
Air Zenith Digital Pressure Gauges to monitor Front and back
dual Moisture Traps
3 Gallon Pancake Tank Mounted in Spare Tire Wheel well

thirdgen

iTrader: (26)

^330 hp at 5psi!

Braineack

iTrader: (62)

too old, too expensive, too little class.

thirdgen

iTrader: (26)

I was expecting you to type "2JZ no ****!"

triple88a

iTrader: (2)

"Black House of Kolor with a Flat Clear coat(Not some rattle can job)"

...you paid someone to have your car painted so it looks like a rattle can job? I'm guessing the tons and tons of orange peel on that "flat clear coat" was also on purpose?

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

Why not? People will pay $200 for a pair of jeans that look like a hobo was wearing them when he fell off of a train going 60 MPH.


Note to self:

1: Buy every pair of jeans off the rack at the local Goodwill store.
2: Pay hobos to fall off of trains while wearing them.
3: (?)
4: Profit.

triple88a

iTrader: (2)

I'm sure you can probably ship them over seas, have them wear it for few years, then return them, that will do too.

RyanRaduechel

iTrader: (10)

Can my car make 330 whp @ 5 psi?! PLZZZZ! How do I make it happen?