I figure given the audience this forum caters to, this thread could be a good resource for themed parties, discos, gangbangs, etc.

Have a great daiquiri recipe? Post it up!

Avocado Daiquiri Recipe:

1/4 medium avocado
3/4 oz fresh lime juice
1 cup crushed ice
1 1/2 oz light rum
1 lime wedge

Crush the ice in a blender. Then add rum, lime juice and 1/4 medium avocado to the ice in the blender. Blend until thoroughly mixed and smooth. Pour into glass and garnish with lime wedge! Fabulous!

 

1 cup sugar or splenda if you're fat
1 cup water (non-filtered)
3 ounces of Key Lime juice(real Key Limes from my yard)(fookin' hardcore!)
6 ounces rum (yes, 6)
1 ounce syrup for sweetness (bring to boil in sauce pan)
1 cup ice, crushed with you're hand

Add it all, after you boil the syrup down, and have fun. Wear a condom.

IGUANA BLOOD

Yes, you do need a fresh iguana. This is not a joke by the way.

Nearly the same as the first recipe. PLEASE READ THE FIRST.

Exceptions:

1. Swap the key lime juice for 2 ounces of iguana blood(heated)
2. NO SUGAR
3. Substitute Vodka for rum. Any amount is fine.
4. You can keep the syrup, if wanted. But it does taste funny with the blood if the consistency if not equal.

After all that is mixed, enjoi

 

yes, cause we don't love a gay enough car as it is, we must now love gay drinks.

I love it.

 

There is absolutely nothing gay about the drinks I posted.

 

lol i'm kidding. it's the fruity drinks thing. i have a few once and in a while myself.

 

Blue ranger:

4 liters of mtn dew code blue
1 handle of vodka

 

Interesting. I never would have thought of a guacamole flavored daiquiri, but I am curious now.

Dark Lime Daiquiri

3 oz Mount Gay Rum (it only comes in dark)(No, Myers or Bacardi will not work)
3/4 oz fresh lime juice
3 oz Tonic Water
1 cup crushed ice
1 lime wedge

Crush the ice in a blender. Then add rum, lime juice and tonic to the ice in the blender. Blend until thoroughly mixed and smooth. Pour into glass and garnish with lime wedge. Drink. Repeat.

 

When I take my dates to Red Lobster, I always order a few daiquiris. They have such a great selection!

 

I prefer Olive Garden when I'm trying to take a date somewhere very nice.