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Stolen from the DrunkRepublic.com blog:

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Originally Posted by www.drunkrepublic.com

Dear Mexico,

How's everything going? We haven't heard much from you in years. Sure, there's the occasional kidnapping of American tourists, but there hasn't been anything fucked up come from you in awhile. That was, at least, until recently.

Listen, I'm sure you probably know what this letter is about, so I'll get straight to the point. What the fuck, Mexico?! Swine flu?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Nobody has even fucking heard of swine flu. Why is it that every time you bring something to the table, it has to be something so fucked up. Yeah, I'm looking at you Montezuma's Revenge. Seriously, Mexico, are times really that bad for you? The only thing you can contribute to the world is some new fucked up flu virus that no one has ever heard of. Being the first to have something isn't always a good thing.

We've had our top scientists working on this problem ever since we first got word. Hell, we've even been discussing this with some of the other countries and they've got their scientists working on it as well. Well, except France. Apparently the day after the news spread, France surrendered to the swine flu and the entire country contracted the virus and died. We tried to explain to them that there's a chance we can fight it, but you know the French and their pussy ways.

So now we've got a global effort to figure out what caused the swine flu and maybe determine a cure for this shit. So far the top theory is that someone had sex with a sick pig. What the fuck, Mexico?! We were cool with you fucking donkeys, sure, but pigs? Come on! Seriously, Mexico, you've crossed the fucking line this time. We didn't think that you would ever stoop lower than fucking donkeys, so we really didn't see this coming. I mean, a woman fucking a donkey is impressive. Shit, even Thailand is impressed. There is nothing impressive with fucking a pig. That's just sad.

So the other countries and I have been talking and we have decided that there must be some sort of punishment for your actions. I suggested that we just nuke the whole fucking country and be done with it, but some of the other countries think you deserve a second chance. I really don't know why because you don't contribute anything to the world.

So here's the plan. A U.S. task force will be coming down in full hazmat suits. No, they will not be helping you. They will be hanging the new official anti-swine flu warning signs on every street corner in every shithole town and city in your dump of a country. These signs will serve as warnings. We are forming a new world police force of ~~murderers and rapists~~ volunteers that will police your country. Anyone caught fucking a pig will be shot on site. Once we find a cure for this shit you've given us, we will use it to cure all of our sick citizens. You will not be receiving the cure. That is part of your punishment. Maybe you should spend your national budget for the next 10 years on a chemistry set and try to find your own cure.

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I'm sorry that it has to be this way, but you brought this on yourself. My original plan to nuke you has been designated "Plan B". If you ever fuck up like this again, then the rest of the world has agreed to sign off on it. You have been warned.

Sincerely,

The United States of America

Here's what the fuck.

CAFOs (concentrated area feeding operations / feedlots) = bad news. imagine your kid going to school in a 10x10 room with 30 kids and two of them have the flu. then a third kid gets both and the flu mutates. and nobody can stay home sick. so they all get it and give it to whoever comes by.

now also what the fuck: the company running most of the pig farms in mexico is a US COMPANY.

food for thought.

enjoy your cheap meat and paranoia.

y8s, you're my hero, and thanks for saving me the typing

What's with you always blaming America first? Do you have a grudge against America you'd like to share with the class?

y8s is the miataturbo.net voice of reason. The champion of calling people on their asshattery.

I like him, even if he is American.

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Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 403093)

What's with you always blaming America first? Do you have a grudge against America you'd like to share with the class?

whoever smelt it dealt it?

I blame us because we perpetuate this kind of thing. we want cheap meat so we cut corners to produce it. and we have to live with the consequences of those cut corners.

see my deal isn't really telling people what to do, it's making sure they are aware of the consequences of their actions. most people aren't.

Well, it was a funny joke.
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Ya know I used to think this y8s dude is a pain in the ass, and it seems like he hates everything that America stands for, but ya know what..he's right. We as American's need to take some responsibility for our actions. We need to grow our own fucking banana's and say "FUCK YOU" to Nafta. If border patrol and illegal immigration is such a big deal, than we need to take our fucking skirts off and close the borders and put signs up that say, "if you cross this line you will be shot in the face by a .50BMG." I love this country to an extent. I'm so sick and tired of the pussified nation and everybody being offended by slurs and political incorrectness. People seem to forget where we came from, and especially, where we're headed.
Just my 2 cents. Anybody wants to cash it in, elaborate, but I really don't care. I am a thick headed PA Dutchman, so word to your mother.

You can bet 9 times out of ten when there's a big media sensation people get their knickers in a twist but haven't a fucking clue about the truth of the situation. Don't worry this will disappear in a couple months. Remember those pesky pirates? They're already a distant memory. This is soon to follow. The sheeple are easily distracted by shiny objects and the entertainment news industry.

Tell me about it. People get JACKED when I tell them crazy shit like that I believe that Natalie Holloway didn't exist. That I think that was a government cover up to distract the media lovin america while some serious shit was about to go down. People are like, "how can you say that? How would you feel if your daughter went on a vacation and was murdered?" I'm like, "If that happened to me, nobody would really give 2 shits, and do you think that there would be a movie made about it?" If she was real then here's the story, she went to Aruba and got coked up and banged by 2 guys and she O.D.'d and they said, "fuck this noize, let's dump this biatch." Game over.
Wake up and smell the bullshit.

This is what we get for outsourcing ;p
Let's go and avoid all of the American employee standards/Health standards/FDA standards and make bank...oh shit, we made a disease...

Lets open up a class action on these fuckers.

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Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 403203)

"if you cross this line you will be shot in the face WITH a .50BMG."

They will be shot by a person, with a .50BMG.

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Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 403203)

People seem to forget where we came from...

Sorry to take this out of context, but most Americans don't have a clue where we came from ("we" being America) in the first place. Case in point - we have a holiday celebrating Christopher Columbus. :2cents:

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Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 403095)

y8s is the miataturbo.net voice of reason. The champion of calling people on their asshattery.

I like him, even if he is american.

+1.

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Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 403220)

I sure hope you don't have children to pass that stupidity onto.

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Originally Posted by Phillatio (Post 403194)

Well, it was a funny joke.

I laugh at jokes that are at my expense sometimes (if they're really good) but a lot of the time, stuff like this is passed around and taken as gospel and it just drives me nuts that ignorance and humor are accepted as fact.

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Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 403243)

America came from irony...

Religious extremists left their home country and came to a new land, displaced the natives and drove them into submission.

I may be embellishing :)

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 403286)

Religious extremists left their home country and came to a new land, displaced the natives and drove them into submission.

I may be embellishing :)

Actually, they ran away from other religious extremists to build a land where they could be free to impose their own extremism on everybody else.

They don't get the irony.