Diamond: The hardest metal known to man
 

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.



Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.



They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles per hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine.



They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.



They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.



They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards Midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.



They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.



They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.



Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Hahahahahahah. That's funny.

I thought it was tungsten carbide.

That should not be that funny, but somehow I find myself trying really hard not to bust out laughing in the middle of class.

man i could barely read it, still made me laugh though.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.


my reaction- wait what?? ::read again:: OH! hahahahahhahahahahahah 911!!!! i get it hahahahahahah


took me a moment, but i ended up laughing for a good 13 seconds lol

I read that sitting in a doctor's office waiting area and everyone stared at me because i started laughing out loud. lol.

Chuck Norris would be pleased

They shot a wall of diamonds at Chuck Norris, then the diamonds turned to powder... :bowrofl: