I parked next to another NA Miata at a movie theater one night. I don't quite remember what movie it was that I went to see.

When I was walking back to my car after the movie, I notice there was a hand-written note under the windshield wiper. The first thing that came to my mind was "Damnit, I've been backed into, but at least they left a note with contact information."

Fearing the worst, I completed a full circle around the car, only to find that no damage had been done. So I picked up the note and read:



This made my night.

 

lmfao, he was totally coming on to you.

 

I was disappointed that he didn't leave his phone number.

 

He did. He keyed it into your rear bumper

 

Eh that creeps me out..

 

You should have first written a note that says "Needs MOAR BOOST" and put it on his windshield.

 

Had something like this happen to me. Came out of the movie, had a note saying Id be hit, and a phone number, circle the car. Nothing? GF points out the number is her Dads phone. Her parents had gone to the Home Depo next to the theater and thought it would be funny to scare me.

 

the first letter of the signature is a "P"

 

What he wanted to say.

 

Rofl

 

lol that is kind of creepy, but oh well.

I'm actually trying to stalk out a few miatas that I have seen on post. Must find them!!!

 

A few weeks ago i left a note on some 350z owners car while i was at work... went as such

Dear misguided 350z owner, It looks like the fast and furious took a dump on your car. Please get better taste and stop hurting my eyes.

I got to see the reaction on his face while i was taking the trash out. It was truly priceless.

 

Her parents must be either pretty awesome, or pretty terrifying.

I Lol'd at the shooped note.

 

Back in highschool, and friend and I left a note on a riced out kia's wiper in a target parking lot. I think it said something to the affect of "where is the airport douchebag." Anywho, we ended up getting busted by a bunch of homo patrol on bikes. We got off with a "verbal warning." Since then...no more notes:-/

 

I left a sticky on a riced out civic that just said: "Rofl. You fail. eBay must love you, and chinese people are laughing at you."

 

I still have some of the damage from the last car that hit me. All that remains of the damage is a slight dent in the QP under the DS taillight, and some missing paint on the bumper. I have a band-aid sticker over the missing paint on the bumper. Mad jay-dee-emm, y0.

It was an investigator that hit me too, so the feds paid my claim. $1900 and so far it's just been a used taillight and finish panel that I've had to buy.

I like to park next to stock NA Miatas. Looks like a before/after photo.

 

You actually wrote "Rofl,"? Life must be hard.

I just keep a handful of random, free-lunch hopeful business cards taken out of the fishbowl at IHOP in case I hit anyone.

 

ricecop.com

I used to cite all the ricers in the form of an actual ticket. My friend photo copied a local authority's official form and we bootlegged our own ricecop citation forms out of it. Cited for stickers, aftermarket bumpers, annoying huge pointless mufflers, etc.

After we'd cite them we'd throw handfuls of white rice on the cars and drive off.


Cited like 14 cars at a highschool prom one night and riced them. Hid in the back of the lot w/ the car off and watched all their reactions... priceless.

 

why yes, when they have a "I <3 my Civic" and the "I <3 JDM"

 

I've been thinking if i should get the license place "jdm yo". Thoughts?