^ Too many would think you were serious.

 

Get one that says "V TAC"

 

There used to be fake tickets at Spencers that looked fairly real. Maybe ebay has them now, I feel like coming out of retirment.

 

Back in the day we all used to pool money and go to Costco for food. Being absolutely effing broke we ate a lot of rice, noodles, bread, eggs, beans, etc. The soy sauce for the rice (I am not making this up) comes in a aluminum can thats basically a gas can. As in the exact smae construction save for the outlet. It even has a vent IIRC. Anyone working in food sevice can probably confirm this. 1 gallon, rectangular, little handle on top. Like what you keep for your lawnmower.

Anyway, it was perfect. White gas can that says Kikkoman on it in huge red letters, with some caligraphy and everything on there. Its a ricer trophy. Leave that on the hood.

 

A friend of mine wrote me something like that the other day . He slipped it through a gap between my window and top. The ****** dealer is crazy if I'm going to pay $60 a piece for the window seals.

 

I love those douche sticks.

One lives a few blocks from me with a bone stock single cam pile of trash 4 door with an "I <3 my Honda" sticker thats about 6"x30" on his windscreen. EVERY TIME he drives by and I'm outside he has to wind up his rubber band at me like its impressive.

Anyway I found myself next to him at a traffic signal finally about 3 days after throwing the S/C on. Honestly ask myself if he actually believed his fart-can havin' squirrel cage powered heap of garbage would've actually won that...

I wanna replace the "honda" with "rustbucket" or "shitbox" someday..