Dyno "proven" 889.45whp cheap build using vegatarian tacos on a 1.3L B3!
Where are these clowns all coming from? Seriously...
I'm getting old, just like Brain. :inout: |
Miata's somehow got cool.
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I only want 400whp and have $3.50 and this piece of lynt where do I start guyths?
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Guys i think i'm going to start saving up for some tacos and bandaids because i can't be fucked to save any longer to get something worth a shit.
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Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1093290)
I love tacos.
If you don't love tacos you must be some type of communist. |
Step 1: Buy 444 horses. And two quarter-horses.
Step 2: put them in an extremely large bus-like vehicle with inclined treadmills or hampster wheels for each horse Step 3: Run all the treadmills/hampster wheels to a centralized flywheel. Drive wheels of bus-like vehicle from flywheel. Transmission for changing the gearing ratios is optional. Step 4: Tie a large rope from the rear axle of the extremely large bus-like vehicle to a part of the engine in a miata, such as the intake crossover tube, close hood on miata. Calculating for 10% drivetrain loss, your miata now produces 400.05 wheel horsepower without burning gasoline!!! |
To be fair, I'm tempted to forego my BEGi-S purchase and go with the taco kit because I think it would be spectacular to have a turbo miata "Powered by ILOVETACOTACO". I could get some epic vinyl, maybe a sponsorship... hmm...
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Meh, just buy the Begi-s and get ilovetacotaco and mexican flag decals made to troll everybody into believing that is what you have.
Then post nitrodann's dyno plots as your own. |
I COULD THEORETICALLY DO IT AND WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THAT "FACT"
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I love how the whp in thread title keeps going up every few hours :laugh:
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I'm not sure if that or the displacement going down is funnier. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1390408149
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Thread title needs to suggest that this thread is a how-to for the noobs!! :rofl:
John's 750 RWHP sub $5k e85 build. Dyno plots and vids. Not 56k friendly. (Updated with 40k mile review!) |
I plan on making 1000whp in my 3-cyl Geo Metro. I have all the parts, only cost me twenty bucks.
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not 56K friendly. I love that. People still freaking do that.
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I know right? Like who balls hard enough for 56k? I'm on a budget 28k all the way
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Originally Posted by fooger03
(Post 1094347)
Step 1: Buy 444 horses. And two quarter-horses.
That said I'm no where near 889whp. Maybe I should add another? |
You need to man up and go the whole enchilada.
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