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timk 01-22-2014 06:24 AM

Dyno "proven" 889.45whp cheap build using vegatarian tacos on a 1.3L B3!
 
Where are these clowns all coming from? Seriously...

I'm getting old, just like Brain.

:inout:

Erat 01-22-2014 06:26 AM

Miata's somehow got cool.

18psi 01-22-2014 09:05 AM

I only want 400whp and have $3.50 and this piece of lynt where do I start guyths?

concealer404 01-22-2014 10:16 AM

Guys i think i'm going to start saving up for some tacos and bandaids because i can't be fucked to save any longer to get something worth a shit.

Erat 01-22-2014 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by Erat (Post 1093290)
I love tacos.

If you don't love tacos you must be some type of communist.

My opinion still stands.

fooger03 01-22-2014 11:00 AM

Step 1: Buy 444 horses. And two quarter-horses.
Step 2: put them in an extremely large bus-like vehicle with inclined treadmills or hampster wheels for each horse
Step 3: Run all the treadmills/hampster wheels to a centralized flywheel. Drive wheels of bus-like vehicle from flywheel. Transmission for changing the gearing ratios is optional.
Step 4: Tie a large rope from the rear axle of the extremely large bus-like vehicle to a part of the engine in a miata, such as the intake crossover tube, close hood on miata.

Calculating for 10% drivetrain loss, your miata now produces 400.05 wheel horsepower without burning gasoline!!!

mlev 01-22-2014 11:03 AM

To be fair, I'm tempted to forego my BEGi-S purchase and go with the taco kit because I think it would be spectacular to have a turbo miata "Powered by ILOVETACOTACO". I could get some epic vinyl, maybe a sponsorship... hmm...

sixshooter 01-22-2014 11:23 AM

Meh, just buy the Begi-s and get ilovetacotaco and mexican flag decals made to troll everybody into believing that is what you have.

Then post nitrodann's dyno plots as your own.

Savington 01-22-2014 11:26 AM

I COULD THEORETICALLY DO IT AND WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THAT "FACT"

18psi 01-22-2014 11:28 AM

I love how the whp in thread title keeps going up every few hours :laugh:

concealer404 01-22-2014 11:29 AM

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I'm not sure if that or the displacement going down is funnier. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1390408149

fooger03 01-22-2014 11:33 AM

Thread title needs to suggest that this thread is a how-to for the noobs!! :rofl:

John's 750 RWHP sub $5k e85 build. Dyno plots and vids. Not 56k friendly. (Updated with 40k mile review!)

thenuge26 01-22-2014 11:46 AM

I plan on making 1000whp in my 3-cyl Geo Metro. I have all the parts, only cost me twenty bucks.

Braineack 01-22-2014 11:54 AM

not 56K friendly. I love that. People still freaking do that.

18psi 01-22-2014 12:00 PM

I know right? Like who balls hard enough for 56k? I'm on a budget 28k all the way

Stein 01-22-2014 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 1094347)
Step 1: Buy 444 horses. And two quarter-horses.

I actually do have one quarterhorse in my V8 Miata. Tuner of choice for 5.0's Just sayin.:dealwithit:

That said I'm no where near 889whp. Maybe I should add another?

timk 01-22-2014 11:21 PM

You need to man up and go the whole enchilada.


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