emo douche on omegle...
i came across this asshat on omegle about 10 mins ago, since I cant sleep...
Long conversation, just wasting my time at travis afb until tomorrow. going to be censored due to :brain: policy, but I trust you have an imagination. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: relkhgpo,m You: damn cat Stranger: lolz wtf are u on Stranger: smoking to much dak i think hahaha You: a computer, dumb ass Stranger: fucktard You: asshat Stranger: fuckmouth You: one eyed fuck stick Stranger: slutface You: touche... im out of names. Stranger: haha im nt retard Stranger: i win You: whats a nt, numb nuts You: thats right... you failed. Stranger: biiitch Stranger: i win You: EGGSS You: I win Stranger: whore You: jew Stranger: cumhole You: chode Stranger: dickface Stranger: hahaha You: wtf it took you 20 seconds to type hahahahahahakdsljgsdflkgjsdbhdlmgj' h Stranger: i win be my slave Stranger: !! Stranger: ;P You: nevARR!!! You have to catch me first!! You: A wild dildo appears! Stranger: lolz a wild dildo hahahaha You: what do you do? Stranger: why sum1 has to use it ofcoure Stranger: and since im ur master tht would u ;P You: hmmm.... but I use the power of LUBE!! I am a slippery fellow Stranger: haha lube jus helpz go in faster hahahahaha You: please tell me your a chick... either wise... GHEY!! Stranger: gawd itz ahmazing hw many ppl cant freaken read You: anyways... I also have vibro-power!! actually, you never mentioned. Stranger: vibro power? You: -facepalm- Stranger: an ew tht meanz ur a guy right? You: VERY GOOD Stranger: and u like vibro power dildos hahahahaha Stranger: LMAO Stranger: ;P You: pffft your the one that wantts to master it Stranger: and yes i did mention try readin my first sentence moron ;P Stranger: wateva dnt lie haha You: this is your first sentence, incomplete as it may "lolz wtf are u on" Stranger: oh well fuck meh no wonder why ppl are acting wierd lolz Stranger: no wait fuck omegle Stranger: itz thier fault ppl aint seein it You: well at least this chat has been reconized as fail. Stranger: lolz i guess so fail master Stranger: an bw way im 19 m an pretty much emo lolz so u can go away an play wif ure dildo nw haha ;P You: and lets clarify... your gay for wanting a dildo for a slave, and to master... I am a penis, a dick, of which I have, but you still persisted. You: a smellz a pedobear Stranger: wtf are u still smoking hahah Stranger: gawd i want sum of tht shit hahahaha Stranger: ur fuck out of ur mind LMAO You: actually, im quite sober, in fact I live on an air force base, as military.... as for you, idk... Stranger: oooooooooh soldier hah wtf are doin on a site like this hahahaha Stranger: wat a moron You: I just like to waste time on omegle while waiting for planes to land, so I can unload them You: soldier would be incorrect, try airman, you uneducated emo ******. Stranger: not even ur hidin in the cargo hold smokin dak hahaha Stranger: haha fuck u tht was so laame Stranger: u fail Stranger: go smoke ur flowers hahaha You: i fail? where did I fail? you wanted a dildo easily shoved somewhere Stranger: oh fuck u reetard You: ha! douchebag Stranger: slutace dildo fuck Stranger: u cant come up wif more namez then meh bitchfuckslut You: and yet you still make references to penises... cum, dick, dildo... must I continue? You: and wtf is a slutace? is that some made up bullshit that you obviously pulled from your rainbow-laced ass? Stranger: hahah u fuckass hw long were u plannin tht one haha You: I planned it while I was typing, so about 10 seconds ago. Stranger: sure wateva letz add liar on the list of namez Stranger: fuckmouth You: you said that already. You: yawn. Stranger: oh screw u You: queef. Stranger: gtfo Stranger: stfu Stranger: foad!!! You: you lose. Stranger: i win fucktard u lose You: remember, down the road, not across it You: and there is choices, look it the box-cutter section at home depot Stranger: gawd u really need to stop smokin crack Stranger: lolz no need Stranger: u fuckin moron You: obviously, since you pussed out and are still living Stranger: meh tiz harder then u think fuckass You: right... Stranger: wateva like i care wat u think You: ZOMG HIGH SCHOOL IS SOOO FUCKING HARD!! You: Its the pinical of my LIFE You: WHAT TO DO!! Stranger: fuck u oh look herez another name ASSHOLW You: THE PAIN You: IT HURTS!!! You: nope, its just gas. Stranger: i still win Stranger: retard You: no, you dont, because your still living You: you dont fucking know what emo is, no one does, I was a freshman when it started You: nothing but pussy, diluted, washed up, anti-conformist goths. Stranger: fuck u ,u dnt kno shit You: you want to know why girls dont like you? They dont want to pussys in the relationship Stranger: lolz who saiz they dnt Stranger: im fucken hot Stranger: u fuckwit You: wow, how dense can you fet You: get* Stranger: bt i dnt give a fuck You: now, the pain is so great, but your self-esteem has led you to believe your some hot shit, quite contradicting, isnt it Stranger: look at my dailybooth girlz comment all the time i flirt wif them an all tht fucked up shit bt u kno wat I DNT GIV A FUCK!! You: your what? its the fucking internet You: no one cares about you in real life You: why do you think omegle exist? You: CAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT Stranger: hah understatement of the year Stranger: im nt stupid u fuck You: yes, you are Stranger: wateva im tired of this conversation You: very very stupid You: i thought you didnt care You: you wonder why no one listens to a little whiny bitch like you, its because you cant handle direct contradition, and critisizim You: and yet the disconnect button is still not clicked... cause you still have a beef with it You: pussy You: bitch. You: type type away You: blah blah blah You: slow ass Stranger: lolz ur such an asshole You: remember, im a dick. duh You: dicks fuck over assholes, and pussies. Stranger: ooh ur smart alright You: jesus christ, grow a pair and do something about it You: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch You: type type type Stranger: do sumthing abt WAT! wtf are u on abt You: if your life hurts soooooooo fucking bad, why isnt it ended yet? You: stop the pain, right? Stranger: oh haha i c Stranger: no i getcha You: and before you tell me I dont know shit, why dont you enlighten me a bit, what does "emo" mean to you You: fyi, life is how you live it. its not a fucking chore Stranger: gawd ur soo fuckin anoyinf like fucken srsly You: srsly... liek omg... jebus Stranger: u kno wat why the fuck are u still here You: because you still havent disconnected you stupid fuck You: im enjoying my time You: I enjoy my life, hard as it may be, I survived hs, have a wife, and a newborn girl, I am the complete opposite to you You: and at the age of 22!! like, OMG Stranger: haha u pedofile fuck You: do you file pedos? learn to spell, thats what school is for Stranger: wow tht was lame You: lameness for lame people Stranger: lame ness for ur lame life Stranger: haha ur wofe is probably heat on an annoyin fuck like you hahah You: I used to listen to hawthorne heights, but I bet you dont know who those whiny ass dumbasses are, do you You: a wofe? Stranger: ie shes fuckin ur bestie hhahahahahhaha Stranger: u lame ass motherfucken asswhole You: I am suprised I understood the converstion thus far Stranger: im suprise ure still maried hahahahaha You: I am suprised your still alive HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAOFHdofsafgjhfgj Stranger: haha u fuckface jus contraicted urself hahaha You: fail You: fail hard. Stranger: u said i didnt have the gutz so whay are u suprised im alive hahahahah Stranger: COMPLETE FAIL!!! You: I am on 4 hours of sleep, whats your damn excuse... oh wait, no education Stranger: u fuckin retard go fuck yah mum haha You: mum? are we british now? Stranger: oh no wait to late hahaha Stranger: bt itz alright cause ur family are fucken whorez haha like talkin to meh nw (: You: hey dumb fuck, the reason I said I am suprised, is because you still dont have the balls to separate from this conversation You: pffft. Stranger: yea didnt think so You: didnt think? think what? you dont even think what you are about to say You: you go on a typing fury of stupid Stranger: u probably wake up after fuckin sum1 and the first thin they say to you is "sum family reunion huh? " hahahahaha Stranger: fucktad Stranger: ur mothers waitinfg for yah You: what? that makes no sense... jesus, your grammar is worse than I thought Stranger: hahahaha You: my moms dead, but I dont give a shit Stranger: wateva sure she You: have you noticed i am taking direct stabs at you, and all you can do is petty childish banter name calling of family members Stranger: point being moron Stranger: oh i kno itz tht you ant ur family are fucken hoez You: hoez? wtf is that Stranger: oooh bnice life You: you waste more time typing like a fag than actually spelling Stranger: stop playin wif ure little cousin pedo freak haha Stranger: stop fuckin ur mum hahaha Stranger: dead my ass hahaha You: oh no, what to do, the emo is still saying old lame retarded comebacks that died off in the 6th grade Stranger: haha ur obviously american sick fuck You: and your teeth is probably more fucked up than your emo wrists Stranger: tht dosent even make since You: of course not, because your a queef Stranger: okay then so when did your muma die then hmmmmmmmm You: jan, 26th, 1997 You: car accident over donner summit, on I80.. in between Reno NV and Sacromento CA Stranger: wateva ud be fuck like wat nine Stranger: besides whoz funken fault was tht You: I mentioned my age already, god dammit your sooo fucking stupid Stranger: weell fuck me for nt givin a shit about hw old u are You: I can tell you the last four of my american SS# and you still would ask for it later You: you care now You: you asked Stranger: lolz thtz why u dnt speed stupid bitch You: try 65mph over black ice You: the honda could only reach 65 due to goverment standards of company vehicles You: at least her pain was eased at the hospital, and still died... what does that say about you? You: it sounds to me that you like life a lil to much to let go of sooo much painnnnn You: PAIN! OMG You: you know, the disconnect is just... You: right... You: VVV there... Stranger: anyway wateva i may be mean but im nt tht mean well i try nt 2be if your mother really is dead then im sorry, my mother was murdered 3 years ago, yes i am gay been hinding it all my life and i regret her nt knowing i dnt really care wat u think bt yea im gunna go nw Stranger: bye You: my brother is a fag to, no joke true story... I have nothing against gays. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it! oh and things I did lie about, but pulled out of my ass within 10 seconds... -dead mother -age (im 21) |
Dood holy shit it is Saturday night, get away from the fucking computer!
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LOVE TO!!! but the Travis afb has this lame ghey ALCON protection now, its Alchohol condition level for possible DUIs... no one is allowed off base after 12am now...
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Oh so they didn't invite you to the circle jerk...
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no... *sniff*
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The kids last statement was kind of deep man.
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
(Post 566512)
LOVE TO!!! but the Travis afb has this lame ghey ALCON protection now, its Alchohol condition level for possible DUIs... no one is allowed off base after 12am now...
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
(Post 566512)
LOVE TO!!! but the Travis afb has this lame ghey ALCON protection now, its Alchohol condition level for possible DUIs... no one is allowed off base after 12am now...
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Kept waiting for "I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat."
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I like the lack of vowels used in the conversation.
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 566592)
I like the lack of vowels used in the conversation.
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Snore...
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