Engrish in PC Joystick auction
 

I'm going to buy a cheap USB joystick for my laptop. I ran across this great description on Ebay:


USB controller for PC games which handle, using the most innovative design and use of technology within the fuel injection and anti-sweat techniques; allow users to use is not old, scraping does not flower, do not fade, the game tight grip handle products. Feel quite bad, it's automatic or manual shooting functions and external circular cross-bracket keys more suitable for some popular games, such as: arcade, fighting, live football is value for money section of the game controller.

NOT have to spend more fortune on other USB gaming input device

With 8 ways correctly controlling

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too bad. i was looking for one that scraping does flower.

Usually I can understand basically what is being said, but scraping does not flower? I'm confused.

Maybe means it's scratch resistant.

Come with egg roll? Controller with egg roll not spend more fortune.

I can haz arr dis?

Joystick not hit case?

^Joe, that's one of the best inside jokes ever told.

Egg roll extra, come poke fly lice include sir.

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