Faefae in San Fran. Now.
 

I am in San Francisco ish area. Actually in San Jose but I have a car.

I also have an expense account that needs to get expensive.

Any of you out here? If so want to get din din and beer and hookers?

I am here through thursday night.

norape

It's a trap.

Faefae doesn't write like that so it must be an imposter or a trap... or both.

:ky:

I'm 2 hours away. Come over and we'll scissor in my forester

Fae will let you nipple on his soy cheese.

OMG I'm so wet

I'm not even joking.

San Francisco? Rental car? Time to one-up Ken Block.

^ freals.

too bad you're a vegan or I'd give you awesome food suggestions. for now just go to the 21st amendment brewery. dont waste time going to gordon biersch. they have those everywur.

i C wrut y3w d!d tharr w/ tha tyiping

I still like the Back in Black.

Come to Miami. We will spoon.

Wow this comment wins the prize.

min have you ever consumed semen? your own or otherwise...

Yes, for a few years, after I wanked it, I would eat my own jizzum.

Why? I have no idea. I did not particularly like it, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Why do you ask?

:laugh:

no, THIS comment wins the prize.

For most disturbing?

I guess. the limits were not defined.

I... I don't... I don't even know what to say at this point. I'm not really surprised, I'm just kind of left wondering wtf was going through his mind as he ate his own cum. I don't want to know, I'm just shocked.

OK, now I believe it's really him.

I eat mine once in a while. Mostly just so the wife can't complain and say, "you don't know what it's like" and get whiny about it.

quoted for posterity.

about the closest I've ever come to my own, well, cum was once when I pulled out to finish on this chick's stomach and I somehow took a slug to the chest. it was pretty gross but she didn't notice as she had a mess of her own to clean up.

I came on my own face once when I was lying down receiving handjob. It was horrible.

bro friendly fire is one thing, straight up eating your own ejaculate is something entirely different

I came in my hand and threw it on Jakes stomach. He loved it so I dont why he feels uncomfortable now.

was this before you were vegan? obvs.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1342031064

:inout:

Nope while
Vegan

Also lindsay lihan. So hot. Such a disaster. <3

only a faefae thread can go from "to catch a predator in san francisco" to "consuming semen for nutrition"

Want to cum out drinking with me tonight 18psi?

Sure. Cum to Suckramental and I'll gape you like your husband does

:ky:

Ok last chance gatlords.

I am going to dindin and then to one of the local stripper/acrobat conclaves.

Vlad you can get ur pudgy heinie down here by 10:30 come
Crash this party with me

We can see
Magic mike afterwarsa

I'd love to sweet cheeks. But gotta get up @ 4am cause I don't destroy miatas for a living

Up at 4 am? Aren't you a little old to still have a paper route?

better than sucking daddy's d!ck so he can fill up my vette