Tomorrow Fae Fae flies to Reno to go to Burning Man for setup for his big art project. Yes depending on your perspective it is a big flame shooting bubble blowing dong.

Along with dong build he will be making a boxing ring and fighting randoms in thigh highs an booty shorts. This will be a sober week for Fae Fae because his women do not want him to get injured in combat.

As pre festival fesivusing PenPen2 has invited FaeFae to snuggle at his love nest for tuna sandwiches and cream soda. PenPen2 does not know that FaeFae is vegan so FaeFae will feed the tuna from the sandwiches to the cats that live in the PenPen2 nest. FaeFae will feel like he is back in jail, only eating the bread from the baloney and cheese sandwiches.

Nevertheless the snuggling is guaranteed to be great. Will Auska be there? Faefae dreams and PenPen2 txts the Reno escorts to make FaeFae think that PenPen actually has women.

FaeFae will ask PenPen2 to go to Burning Man but PenPen2 will decline because his egg is hatching and his miata was running lean but it really running rich. FaeFae will fix miata with special touch and it will snuggle.

The End

 

You two gigantic ******** need to make the 2hr trek down to Ballsackramento so I can show you how to dock properly

 

You come up here and i will show you how to put my ***** in my ***.

I will give u free burning man ticket 18psi

 

All i got out of that was "special touch".

 

all i heard is:

Fae: lalalala my *** looks fantastic in booty shorts. Pen will love me in his house but is too ashamed to take me out in public

Vlad: You're gay? Let me show you how gay I am. I don't care if it's private or public.

Fae: Sweet, i'd love to be seen in public with you vlad

 

Come to PA and have a 3-way-gape-fest?

 

 

what is this, I dont even...


The ladies are SOMEWHAT willing, Angela works from 5-10, so it would be late, my miata has been taken hostage by wife (she went to California and will return around 6ish) my condo is trashed to all hell and back, Brittany is being held down by her douchebag "boyfriend" (***** lyfe), and I believe my supra is down until I pull the engine, buy internals, and send to machine shop (I heard 3 seconds of knock, it was long enough for me) so all I have is bronco, and old *** lexus. We can make for casinos and downtown shenangians. 18psi should join.

 

vlad dont be a puss. drive 1 hour and 20 minutes to join in the gaycapades.

 

wtf 18Psi.

If I had Faefae offering me a ticket and it was only an hour and a half drive away, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Y U PUSSYING?!?

 

If I had free time trust me as clinically insane and gay as it would be I would probably make it LOL

 

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vlad, pls.

 

I think Bonder is going to this

 

Bond is this true?

I am staying with... Wait for it...

Camp Suckie Fuckaye

Sign up with burnermap.com and you can find me. I will be in my boxing ring or riding the giant metal flaming octopus

 

^^^ stood me up







I feel like a dyno.

 

Now imagine if I drove 2 hrs to meet that queer

 

we'd still hang, strip clubs and booze.


but srsly, i got a text from him saying its a no go, his travels didnt go as planned i think.

 

Did Faefae break another car of his?

 

idk, i got a text around 10pm (lol, i assume he was going to be late when he said he'd be in reno around 5ish) saying

"Not gonna have time to meet am running super late :( "

 

He proably sawzalled the plane