TSA would not let him through security with a sawzall in his carry-on.
The plane spontaneously experienced massive exhaust leaks in the turbine.
He decided to try using an Adaptronic on his rental car.
150 PSI base fuel pressure was too much for the metal flaming octopus.
While training for his boxing match, he realized that throwing punches (or blocking them with your face) for 2 minutes at a time is a lot harder than it sounds.
During his boxing training, he twisted his ankle trying to shuck and jive in 3" thigh high platforms.
18psi
08-23-2012 02:50 PM
He decided the plane needed to "vent to atmosphere"
Pen2_the_penguin
08-23-2012 02:53 PM
that explains all the burning smoke that filled the valley of reno that appeared out of no where.
