I know this should really be posted under "Politics"

 

Not even mildly amusing.

 

Simon "wet dick" Bergeron...A.K.A. "Pusha"
This is funnier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

 

"Excuse me ma'am, do you have a second?"

This is actually how I pick up chicks.

There is some truth to this video. I must say, if I go any longer than 72 hours without receiving drunken, sloppy fellatio from a peroxide blonde sorority girl, I start to worry about all kinds of **** like global warming, my grades, etc.

 

Also, way more than 39% of attractive women swallow.

 

I think this is his best work.

 

"I don't like it when you talk, 'cause that just means you're not sucking my ****."