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Old 07-25-2011, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
It's actually impressive, not the power, but his ability to stay in business and make a killing off it. Props goes out.
100% Truth.
It seems to me that with some companies the more ridiculous the product is the more profit they make off it.

Remember how popular those stupid "turbonators" or "intake tornados" were when they 1st hit the market?

I'm beyond sure the guy that came up with that **** is a millionaire now. I mean every other retard around here, whether it was a stock family sedan or riced out honda civic, was rocking one.
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This is my favorite turbocharger misconception. These people are so delusional they think that supercharged cars and NA cars have some incredibly cool exhaust. An EGT in an NA header will show temps just as high as any turbo car, and the cars are slow as ****.
I figure airplane turbo prop engines are tuned for high steady-state EGTs.

I just remember reading a thread or three only about how low the EGTs are. The only reason I could personally see a benefit of even measuring EGTs to make sure that they're even. If one cylinder was oddly higher than the other, that could tell me it's detonating. Otherwise I'd rather see low IATs....

I love Jacob's wheel reference:

"That would be like suggesting 15x6 wheels to someone in the 15x10 6UL thread."

MATG is coming up, I suspect the usual m.netters will be out there. I'm going to get their take on this shins, see if they would actually buy the FFS over the REAL gold standard.... FMII
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Originally Posted by 18psi
100% Truth.
It seems to me that with some companies the more ridiculous the product is the more profit they make off it.

Remember how popular those stupid "turbonators" or "intake tornados" were when they 1st hit the market?

I'm beyond sure the guy that came up with that **** is a millionaire now. I mean every other retard around here, whether it was a stock family sedan or riced out honda civic, was rocking one.
Post Turbonator install:

BRAAAAAP "VTEC is kicking much harder! I can feel the difference!"
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:33 PM
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local kid put one on his 02 wrx and claimed it improved his spool time because it "pre-spun the air for the turbo"
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 18psi
local kid put one on his 02 wrx and claimed it improved his spool time because it "pre-spun the air for the turbo"
Hmm, A snake bit attached to an electric motor with a ratcheting end that lets the compressor spin faster, but not slower. It sounds like garbage I could sell to these guys.
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:31 PM
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no electric motor. Just a metal spiral you stick into your intake tube.
I heard FFS is going to patent it next to be used in peoples anuses. Official product unveiling at the next SEMA. Expect a solid 10 SSI (***** per square inch) gain with OEM reliability.
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:45 PM
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Direct colonic Injection, the evolution of DEI.
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
our beer is so bad you have to get it close to absolute zero and twirl it around before it gets to your tastebuds.
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Originally Posted by y8s
our beer is so bad you have to get it close to absolute zero and twirl it around before it gets to your tastebuds.
I give it 12 months max before Coors Light adds a third indicator bar that reads, "ABSOLUTE ZERO."

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the Rockies only look cold in that pic.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
the Rockies only look cold in that pic.
They are ice-cold, just like the beer.
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(zack morris's phone)

But not super cold.
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Needs e-cool
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Well it's summer, so the Rockies wouldn't be super cold right now.
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I wonder if e-cool can solve global warming?
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(zack morris's phone)

I was at a baseball game and the dude was really pissed about not getting super cold beer
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Originally Posted by 18psi
I wonder if e-cool can solve global warming?

Yes, by blowing up more of our cars, there will be less old cars on the road. Tom is a secret gvt agent selling bullshit to **** up our cars so that they can outlaw anything made pre obd2.
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I like Natty Light and Miller Lite as much as the next guy but it has to be ICE COLD! None of that Coors Light bullshit, it tastes like cereal.
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Someone should totally buy one of that retards complete kits and and pay for him to "tune" it. Dyno the flying **** out of the car on every dyno shop known to man for a "baseline" whp/wtq number. Rip off the christmas tree "fuel and spark management" ****, shoot it with a rifle. Install a $300.00 V2.2 megasquirt and $199.00 LC1 wbo2, tune with Megatune/MLV. Return to every dyno shop known to man and get more more results with at least 20% higher numbers.

Rip off all his supercharger garbage and sell for nearly what it cost to buy and buy a FM2 kit.

Make 20% higher numbers than MS/Coldside
???
Profit.


Then proceed to hardcore troll the **** out of every site who's ever heard of FFS.




Wish I had like 20k in disposable income. I'd do it.
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