fhuck you motherfuckers!!!!it's motherfiuckilleng hallweeen!!!
 

Yeah so some friends a came ovber to muh house and we got into some of that "Fourloco" sjit thhat was on the news. Mo fuckin god is that shit good!!1!

Teh problem is, I have not drank in awhile and I need to relaxs a bit before continuing to party....so I came upstairs to relax abit before drinink more because I don't want to party too mucah at once. I took a lay donw on the couch and not i'm telling you motherfucker to fuck you I hope weveryone is partying and havin a ghood satuyrday night. ahahahahah . I been drunk dialing motherfuckers too. I am trying to walk the line of not getting sicjk and shit.....y0....so some quiet isd whast I need for a min before rejoining the party again....and I wanted to shout the fuck out to you fuckjers!~!!!!

*not e "fourloko is some grsat cheap drank sutrfff for $R2.80 a carn!!!! I've killed 1 can and some can of other shit w000000000000000000000000000000000!!!8*!*18!81818* !

holla backjs!!1

oh by the4 way thewayh the lat time I dranks thisd much is whrn I ate the nuclear old tucey sandwich! Mog god that wias a fun...werererrr enmtrecting knight!

damn i need to drink moer so my tolerende is betre

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Tomorrow you need to hit us up with the English version!

LOL omg that is drunk post to the extreme


http://www.thelmagazine.com/images/b...ialing-you.jpg

Its going to be tough posting from the hospital

toadau is aerk

LMAO!!! suscribed for the english version ^^

Quoted for posterity.

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yeag fuck you guys....for makin funfaof me n shit....

o lol,...on hdtheatre they're shjowing girsl gone wild...and boobies and stuff....joy.


I'm feeling a bit better now....but I think it;s bedtime...yahg it is.

You know how I know you're gay?

There's boobies on tv and here you are posting on a miata site:giggle:

Say no to the Loko!

Hapyew brithdayt to yew! Im feeling goosed riyte now

I'm fairly inebriated, but I';ve been told Fourloco is the fruitiest drink you can possibly consume.

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i am still sober :(

Wow....I really did type that. Well, it's 8am and I can't sleep for shit..but no shitty feeling after drinking that shit last night.








Yeah...but you're in socal so anything anyone tells you is automatically wrong :giggle: If anything .....that shit is more ghetto than anything. I mean, they don't sell it at Total Wine, that don't sell it at Publix or Kroger....we had to get it at the iffy-looking corner gas station. It was more or less a joke for the night...kinda like putting box wine in soda cans and walking around.

Epic drunk posts are epic

Not sure what I was trying to say here. I was still lit this morning when I woke up.

Drank 4loko myself last night... didn't get like this though LOL

WRONG :jerkit:



5.5 beers, 3-4 redbulls in one can.



Bet you can't drink more than 2 in 20 minutes.



Oh wait, are you even 21 :fawk:

I was buzzin when I woke up, so I tossed in a lipper and enjoyed it. College station got me throwed like a football.

I know you were kidding but this is actually a very good idea. I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends™) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad

How come every time I see the "stats" for this drink they change. Next week it will be 38 beers and 3 lines of cocaine in one can.

Just for the record, my wife won't let me drink one (yes, I said won't let me) because she says I will have a heart attack and die.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:



They're not THAT bad...


Way to be owned by your wife. :facepalm:

I don't understand fourlokos, do people not realize they sell beer...

I am distinctly sober, and I can now say with more confidence that Fourloco is the fruitiest drink you can possibly consume.

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What can I say, she did allow me to spend $8200 of my money the other day for a new Miata <G>. Actually, she kind of encouraged the purchase. I'll stick to Southern Comfort and a (soon to be) bad ass Miata while you guys can drink your 4Loco and drive your wussy mobile...

:fawk::fawk:

Ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Not sure if serious?

This literally was the funniest thing I think I have ever read.
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I peed my pants, but guess what, I'm not wearing diapers.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

I've been a long time believer in this theory.

I want to apologize to the mods/admin for the title...btw.

It's ok, you spelled it wrong in your drunken stupor

He's serious. The last time we raced at the track, he shit his pants and left a skidmark in a turn... in his seat.

Might want to check again, boss. It seems I scored 1 out of the 3 attempts at the word "fuck" :bowrofl:

OMG reading while laughing is hard! My laughing attracted my friend to the computer room and he started laughing. Sorry man.

I once drank 3 lokos in 30 mins (3 games of solo pong). Funny thing is I can't drink it out of the can, I have to drink it out of a cup little by little.

I won't pick it up for another two weeks but here is a video up to 100 MPH (no the speedo is not hooked up / T56 tranny). The car is pretty rough (been discussed on this board before) but should be sweet by the time I finish:

Looks pretty slow. <G>

Sounds weak too. :dunno:

3 in 30 min? fuck that.

1 loko fills 6 cups. Won't do it ever again. Plus it was 2000 calories.

The nutrition facts I looked up said 660 cal. per can :dunno:
and 60 grams of sugar. Compare that to the 12oz Pibb on my desk having 140 cal. and 39g of sugar.

Im are drukn an on my phone

You can't be that drunk if you managed to remember a single thread on MT, find it and post in it. I call B.S.!