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CBS DIDN'T STOP HIM ...THIS IS GREAT!
Good for him!!!
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right!

Right on, Andy Rooney !
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the Un ited Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door..
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING, MARTHA BURKE ?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability..
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot you if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich; I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more.. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say 'NO!'
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be 'African-Americans'? Besides, Africa is a continent.. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was fromEurope. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.
And if you don't like my point of view, tough ...
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to BE QUIET!!!
If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.

Fake:

snopes.com: Andy Rooney on Big Cars

Not a surprise that its fake.. But I still like it.

It might be fake but it's not racist in my veiw its saying exactly what you feel when you wanna.
How many white people get all bent out of shape about being a honky, and having a small penis? Is there a poor white boy college fund? Are white people always assumed to excell in sports? I could care less if you are orange green whatever. A punk is a punk and if your not worth a shit then why the hell should i let you be around me?

I'm a racist since I supported the Tea Parties.

1. andy roony is an old senile bigot bastard. he said something about foreign names being too hard to pronounce (not fake) and that everyone needed names like "john smith".

2. tea parties were epic fail

I'm a libertarian and I support t-bagging Andy Rooney.

1. :bowrofl:

2. You watch too much CNN?



This bitch is the only FAIL when it comes to Tea Party.. Personally I would've thrown some POO at her, myself. Oh, I forgot.. That might be because I'm a Right wing Terrorist. :hustler::jerkit::loser:

Don't even know why I'm complaining about taxes.. I skated off paying out something to the tune of $175 in total taxes to the Govt, and about $27 to the state. No, I didn't write them a check.. I got nearly $3300 back between the state and govt. Not bad, $28,000 in deductions and I don't even own a home yet.

they're epic fail because people are complaining about taxation WITH representation.

No man, FUCK that! Mitch Hedberg said it best:

You know when it comes to racism, people say: " I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.

So tell those green motherfuckers to get out!

I take it you're not a smoker? Seen the taxes on smokes lately?

Guess you're okay with paying Sales tax on your automobiles, then property tax on them every year again? Sales tax on a house, then property tax on it every year?

Three cars and a motorcycle, cost me six hundred fucking dollars to register the four last December. I think thats a little excessive. Not to mention the $3200.00 I paid in sales tax when I bought one of them new!

Lets tax gasoline so much that its five dollars a gallon. Tax Energy that our infrastructure currently uses so much that its not affordable, then offer "Green" solutions that cost 10 times the investment and produce 1/3rd the energy, but don't tax them..

I don't think its so much about "representation" or not, its more like.. we're fucking tired of all the taxes. If it were going to good use, I wouldn't complain. However the fact remains, its not. Lets give HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of dollars to large corporations so they can piss it away on whatever they want! You know, those companys that should've failed anyway, but my hard earned tax dollars along with yours and everyother tax paying American were used to keep them floating just a little bit longer.

Fuck em. If they can't keep their shit in the black they don't deserve to be in business. Same goes for GM, Ford, And Dodge.

Fuck Obama, Fuck George Bush, fuck the entire Government system in this country. The best thing we could do is get rid of EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, put Term limits on EVERYTHING (INCLUDING the fucking Supreme Court Justices... ESPECIALLY them..) and start over! When is enough, you know.. Enough? Too much? When we're ALL out of jobs and the Country falls in on itself? Every last person is homeless, jobless, and without a fucking dime?

so did you vote for the guy who was going to abolish all those taxes or not?

This reminds me of public school in the south. Some kids would watch BET and get the idea that they are fuckin' 50 cent or something. The delusion carried on far past being picked up by their mothers in minivans after school to back to the suburbs. Thats super fucking gangster.

On the other side i remember the first time I understood racism was when i was playing with legos in kindergarten. A kid named jamal asked some girl whom i don't know if he could build legos with her. She responded, no, my parents told me not to play with black kids. I remember playing football with him in middle school and us laughing about it.

Racism is far from gone but don't use that as an excuse for not trying.

Must've missed their name on the Ballot. :crx: If you're speaking of Obama, Yeah, Right.

I'll believe he'll cut taxes when monkeys fly out of my ass, then my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. Seriously, though. I'll believe it when tax time comes around, because what I've read its just another ruse... IE, IRS just lowers your withholding but your tax burden at the end of year is still the same.. I've yet to see a change in anything yet.

His economic advisers' relationships with the banks getting government money is disturbing to say the least.

nice use of movie quotes there elesjuan lol i totally agree with you

Project Mayhem anyone?

I've seen a few email chains like this lately-- they're all the same. White people expressing their bigoted racist outrage at a nonwhite person in the white house. Disgusting.

omG how did I miss this part!

short answer: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Read what I wrote and not what you think I wrote.

In any case, Obama didn't claim to eliminate taxes, just reduce them for 95% of people.

I meant your local ballot (US senate, representative, state govt, county, city) more than the presidential ballot.

And there's always write-ins.

I think we're missing the bigger picture. Who in their right mind would want Andy Rooney on there side in an argument. I don't know why he's still on 60 minutes. You could go to any nursing home and get the same crotchety wining from any senile senior.