Generous lawyer
 

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So, if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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Shouldnt you be css'ing something?

What a stand up guy lol

more republicans donate to charity than democrats. more democrats work for charity than republicans....


i base this on my incredibly unscientific findings.

LOL! Nice....

Haha, awesome!
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You have this wrong.

Correction- More democrats ARE charity cases.

*I was warned for this. Just an example of what you should not do*

love it!

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