There used to be this white woman at our bank named Mercedes, she was a manager. Her *** looked great in pant suits and she had some glorious fake ****. I think that's the most ridiculous white person name I've ever heard and it isn't even ridiculous, it's in the Three Musketeers by Dumas.

 

My mom went to school with a girl named Ophelia. Problem was her last name was Butts.

I worked for a Colonel who signed everything, "H. Wanye Wolfe" because his parents didn't bother to name him "Harold"; they named him "Harry".

When assigned to Scott AFB in the 80s, one office had an Airman (E-2) Major and a Major (O-4) Ahrmen. It was high comedy and mass confusion when calling that shop.

One of my best friends was an instructor at a Joint Military Technical School in Florida. One of his students was a 5-foot something, blonde haired, blue eyed, busty young lady of Scandanavian descent. She was junior enlisted in the Navy; a "Seaman". Obviously, she didn't think ahead when she signed the paperwork. Her last name was "Swallows"...

- L

 

I knew a Mike Hunt in High school. He was a lot bigger than me so I didn't make much of it.

My ex went to school with Mercedes Carr.

Another that I knew was Kris(sy) Cross

 

Spenceria Mcgriff.

Today this scam artist came to work with that ghetto name on a fake license . He tried to pay with a check that had a PO box on it. Steal from stores in or around North Florida then try to return for cash is his game. When we refuse service he gets loud and calls everyone racist. He's known in the area. Anyways... Piece of ****, ghetto name. Yeah.

******* couldn't even spell alternator. No. Autonater.

 

I work with a guy named taurean. Deshawn and dawnetta seemed common when I lived in the hood. I actually watched an episode of jeopardy where there was a black girl named vendetta. Think they knew what it meant when they named her?

 

I'm a teacher.

Yes some of those names are real.

 

Weird, I was just going to mention this as well! The "dash" things has gone viral.

 

Years ago at our factory in Quincy, IL, there was a transmitter engineer named Robert F. Burns, who went by the nickname "RF."

Serious (and often lethal) burns from exposure to RF (Radio Frequency) radiation are one of the more serious hazards of working with high-power broadcast transmitters and antennae.

True story.

 

My Grandmother in law's name is Patricia Gay Butts, however she goes by Pat, so her business cards read Pat Gay Butts.

 

I thought you were going to say Ralph Furley.

 

The best one I know of is shadynasty its pronounced (sha dynasty) but it being pronounced shady-nasty in public was hilarious, especially when the 300lb black woman called the wimpy little white guy who mis pronounced her name a fool from across the room.