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Old 07-09-2010, 11:31 AM
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Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.. one of my favorites was last night

"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your car is so hard.."
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:32 AM
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:57 AM
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What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."
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or it was a guy
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Originally Posted by 18psi
or it was a guy
With a huge beard.
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or maybe this:
"Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and it makes my ***** so hard.."
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"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."

Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it.

"Yeah, there's something in the way...."

What?

"My *****"
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Originally Posted by fooger03
"The seat belt is too far back. I cant reach it."

Well don't try to bend your right arm back like that. Use your left arm and reach across to get it.

"Yeah, there's something in the way...."

What?

"My *****"
lol win.

The next line should be:

"Oh, here let me try."
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When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big *****. How did that make your suspension feel?
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My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
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Originally Posted by 18psi
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
Um, well, we'll manage.
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I had one grab my shift ****, caress it, then look at me seductively.

I once had two hot chicks in my pax seat while driving top down. At some point later they had *their* tops down.....

Alas no pics ....
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Originally Posted by thirdgen
When chicks weigh over 200lbs, they usually have big *****. How did that make your suspension feel?
LOL, from the many times I had her up in the air, making out with her legs wrapped around my waist, I wouldn't put her over the 130/135 mark.
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Originally Posted by TimR
Lets hear some of the responses chicks give when they ride in your miata.
Let me drive!
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how does this seat belt work? what? i have no underwear on under this skirt and don't know where that strap has been.
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"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"

That one made me lol
I guess harnesses are not breast friendly.
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Old 07-09-2010, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by thirdgen
What a badass, that's all I can say. Lancaster, PA....Amish country. I think you meant..."Omg im wearing a thong under this dress and trying to get out of your horse and buggy is so hard.."
I just moved to NY.. fail

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My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
I got this a couple times

Originally Posted by turotufas
Let me drive!
Let a girl drive my car she almost stalled it into a brick wall.. that was the first and last time i let a chick drive my car

Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie
"your seat belts are chaffing my nipples"

That one made me lol
I guess harnesses are not breast friendly.
hahhaa I love it
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Originally Posted by 18psi
My all time favorite was "So do you think there's enough room to have sex in here?"
My brother had a '57 MGA for a while and got stuck in it with his girlfriend.. Neither of them had cell phones and they were there for a while. It was pretty funny.

That said, the only one to ride in mine is my wife and about all she does is yell at the lifted trucks that tail gate us constantly. That and she constantly points out the need for a roll bar--I haven't had a chance to test out some of the ones I'm looking at yet.. It sucks to be tall.
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Take your clothes off babe, it's for weight saving purposes, I swears.
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