Came across some interesting haikus while browsing comments on failblog.org: http://failblog.org/2009/01/15/serio...fail/#comments

Hanging drapes, oh no!
A table, a backwards fall
Potato so deep…

Trip to the hospital
Oh the never-ending shame
Mash for dinner.

Appetite now gone
Must gouge out potato eye
Bad visual Bad

Haiku’s are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator

The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

It is not too hard,
you see, to make a haiku,
though it does take skill.

Another haiku…
What a wonderful new theme
For me to poop on.

 

Koto's thread sits here
Alone, no one's commented
Everyone hates him

 

FWIW, I don't get it. I are tareted Si I.

 

I hate noobs so much
I want them to die in a fire
They make this forum suck

 

Koto loves the ****
Without it he is not whole
He craves it all day

 

**** you neo gen
you goddamn son of a bitch
Fredericksburg

 

pat loves the grammar
but sometimes he starts drinking
then he speaks spanish

 

why is kotomile
getting a raging boner
over grammar ****

 

see post five
Yo no hablo español
And wasn't drunk either

 

what is that baxter?
you know i don't speak spanish
You poop in the fridge?

 

You noobs please stick with,
Iambic pentameter,
I ******* own you!

 

 

please everyone ignore
icantthink4155's
pic from his hard drive

 

A crushed paper cup
revealing the heart of a man,
a disposable world.

 

TypeTees - T-shirt: Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't...

 

what the ****
is this
****

 

18psi
is a screen name exactly
5 characters long

this **** is easy
really, not even trying
no need for anger.

 

why the koto hate
haiku are some OG ****
twin.. turbos.. kick.. in

 

HP from things like
individual tb's
pale to life of boost

 

I wanted a Miata.
I bought a Porsche.
Broketardedness...