Happy Birthday to me
 

I gave you fuckers 6 days to say something, fuck you all.

Happy 26th (aka 56th) birthday to me!

Today is my wifes birthday

wat did u get 'er?

I couldn't decide which one so you get both.
http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/278/27886.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_J0lbf096k5...ay_jesus_2.jpg

Ironically my initials are JC. Thanks for the sexy pics everyone, they'll mean more once I go pop a blue pill.

Happy Birthday... just wait until its someones bday and thats their wife on the counter...

lots of cheese.

i got my wife lots of cheese for valentines day.

The "black and blue" blue cheese I got tasted like cheddar popcorn. it was awesome.

Ahem. This thread is about me, not cheese.

Now, back to my grilled cheese sandwich.

Today is my last day at work here. They are doing a luncheon in my honor and it's catered by Panera Bread.

the thought is nice, but why didnt they ask me what lunch I'd prefer. I want pizza!

I used to work at Panera Bread, thought you should know

I'm going to see Bad Religion with my wife at the 9:30 club on April 26th.

Your wife is a stone cold sexy vixen Mr. Spaulding.

My wife will be hotter.

It takes a lot of persistence and a lot of wearing down to score a lady like her.