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Vashthestampede 05-14-2010 01:07 AM

Head first into a wall
 
Fuck me. :vash:

We went out longboarding tonight and met up with some dudes I found on this longboard forum. We are used to just big ass hills that we carve down, but tonight we ended up in unfamiliar territory at a parking garage.

We had like 6-7 runs that were solid. It wasn't crazy fast, but we were the fastest by far. The other guys have shorter boards and like to drift the corners (just like with cars, slowest way around the track lol), but we just bombed the fuck out of it.

Last run of the night I took my camera to get some footage (not even really worth it) of everyone. Last corner I was going forwards but turned completely around to film the guys behind me sliding. I turned back to check where I was at (again, unfamiliar territory) and BOOM!! Fucking 2 yellow parking posts right in front of me! I hit the left one with my right hip and then slammed head first into a concrete wall. :facepalm:

Son of a bitch I'm fucking hurting right now. My left wrist that I had surgery on feels fucked. My right arm and right hand are all torn up and bleeding. My left hip is so sore I can barely put pressure on my left leg. And the right side of my face feels like I just got rocked. WTF.

Next thing on my shopping list is a god damn helmet! :vash: Fuck! Tomorrow should be awesome. :td: Just wanted to stay awake for awhile and share.

Bond 05-14-2010 01:18 AM

Did you break the camera


Fireindc 05-14-2010 06:36 AM

Sounds like you wrecked yourself. This is why i love snowboarding so much, even the most packed snow is less brutal than concrete.

shuiend 05-14-2010 06:49 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 572659)
Fuck me. :vash:

We went out tonight and met up with some dudes I found on a BDSM forum.

There I fixed your post for you. You don't have to make a big long story about you meeting dudes online. We have all done it from time to time.:laugh:

Doppelgänger 05-14-2010 07:51 AM

Damn dude...hope you didn't seriously fuck anything up.

turotufas 05-14-2010 08:02 AM

Fuckin BS street obstacles. Get well soon!

Vashthestampede 05-14-2010 09:11 AM

Thanks guys. I woke up this morning and was thankful for that right off the bat. lol

Last night I was worried about how hard I hit my head. I blacked out for a quick second right after impact. I must have been going 15 mph when I hit, maybe more.

My left hip is pretty fucked. I can hardly put pressure on it to walk. And my left wrist that I had surgery on 2 years ago is clicking and hurts pretty bad. And somehow I managed to slice up the side of my neck and collarbone area. That wall fucked me up hardcore. lol

Worst part of all this is I had the camera on when it happened. But when I went back to watch the footage, it stops like 1 floor above where I slammed into the wall. No idea if I did that by accident or if it just ran out of memory, seeing that I never delete footage off the thing.

As long as I didnt re-injure my wrist and my leg is usable in a couple days I'll be ok. No longboarding for a week or so for me I guess. :cry:

lordrigamus 05-14-2010 09:31 AM

That sucks, dude. Hope you feel better soon.

Newbsauce 05-14-2010 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 572659)
Fuck me. :vash:

We went out longboarding tonight and met up with some dudes I found on this longboard forum.

Finding dudes on the interwebz? At least it wasn't a concussion :)

Doppelgänger 05-14-2010 10:40 AM

Reminds me of when I was a kid and my neighborhood was one steep hill and my friends driveway at the end of the street was like a 40ft+ 40% grade. We used to get on our skateboards and luge down the driveway (end of the driveway had one of those abrupt curbs...not a smooth transition onto the street)...and we often did it on our stomachs/face first down the hill. I'm sure we were going 30+ mph too. God we were stupid.

Vashthestampede 05-14-2010 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by Newbsauce (Post 572779)
Finding dudes on the interwebz? At least it wasn't a concussion :)

Yeah man, a whole group of dudes. Lol

It was cool to meet up with more longboarders from the area. We had no idea there were other people in the area that did this shit.

y8s 05-14-2010 11:50 AM

:vash: --> http://forum.miata.net/vb/images/smilies/ononono.gif

jacob300zx 05-14-2010 11:58 AM

The first rule of long boarding is not to talk about long boarding.

Vashthestampede 05-14-2010 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by jacob300zx (Post 572826)
The first rule of long boarding is not to talk about long boarding.

It pretty much is like that. Its like we only come out at night and even though people might see us, we don't see each other.

And I came home feeling like I was just in a brawl. lol

astroboy 05-14-2010 01:27 PM

Did you put the footage on youtube at least? It would be a total loss if you didn't. Hope you shit heals up ok after getting hit hard with those dudes ;)

Bryce 05-14-2010 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 572858)
And I came home feeling like I was just in a brawl. lol

You were in a brawl, with a wall.


Looks like you lost, though.

cueball1 05-14-2010 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by astroboy (Post 572887)
Did you put the footage on youtube at least? It would be a total loss if you didn't. Hope you shit heals up ok after getting hit hard with those dudes ;)


Yeah. Was the camera running when you crashed? Footage would really help the sympathy/entertainment factor of this thread.

Vashthestampede 05-14-2010 02:15 PM

That's the part that sucked the most. I crashed due to the fucking footage, and 3/4 of the way down the garage the footage stops. So the part I was focusing on that made me crash doesn't even show up, let alone my awesome ending.

So now I just have a hurt unit to deal with for a couple days and I broke the hinge on the camera. :vash:

I still cant believe how hard I hit the fucking wall.


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