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jeff_man 06-23-2011 03:10 PM
Heading to Miami June 28
 
Will be down for 2 weeks. meets??? track days??? I can barrow your turboz???

18psi 06-23-2011 03:11 PM
the turbo kru will take you to a deserted alley and gangbang you

pusha 06-23-2011 03:11 PM
DUDE, I'm leaving town tomorrow for a few months otherwise I'd def buy you a natty.

buffon01 06-23-2011 03:14 PM
Come party with the boss... Jake is a frat boy he just drinks and talks to other bros.

jeff_man 06-23-2011 04:37 PM
Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 740949)
the turbo kru will take you to a deserted alley and gangbang you
that's ok, i'm from miami and know where all the allies are.

pusha 06-23-2011 04:39 PM
Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 740997)
that's ok, i'm from miami and know where all the allies are.
Where did you go to high school?

soviet 06-23-2011 04:55 PM
wait, there are other things to do in Miami other than destroy your liver???

buffon01 06-23-2011 05:03 PM
Brosif art thou for real?

pusha 06-23-2011 05:04 PM
Originally Posted by soviet (Post 741009)
wait, there are other things to do in Miami other than destroy your liver???
Yeah, you can completely erode your septum while hauling tanned Latina ass in a Cigarette boat.

jeff_man 06-23-2011 05:20 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 740999)
Where did you go to high school?
coral gables 2002

viperormiata 06-23-2011 05:25 PM
Come to Key West and we'll go hit up 801. You'll feel at home for the first time in.

jeff_man 06-23-2011 05:26 PM
Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 741022)
Come to Key West and we'll go hit up 801. You'll feel at home for the first time.
i'm going as far at largo to the phantom firework warehouse. i have not see a bottle rocket in 8 years.

pusha 06-23-2011 05:27 PM
Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 741019)
coral gables 2002
word, I went to Palmetto.

pusha 06-23-2011 05:27 PM
Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 741024)
i'm going as far at largo to the phantom firework warehouse. i have not see a bottle rocket in 8 years.
go to Donny Aaron's or w/e it's called in Boca, it's way better than phantom

jeff_man 06-23-2011 05:31 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 741026)
go to Donny Aaron's or w/e it's called in Boca, it's way better than phantom
Their site doesn't have Saturn bottle rockets, only batteries.

pusha 06-23-2011 05:34 PM
Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 741033)
Their site doesn't have Saturn bottle rockets, only batteries.
I have a goddamn cache of serious materiel. Saturn 22s and the like. Wanna be my fran?

jeff_man 06-23-2011 05:43 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 741036)
I have a goddamn cache of serious materiel. Saturn 22s and the like. Wanna be my fran?
yar i want fran, leave me your address and keys while your out of town.

pusha 06-23-2011 05:44 PM
Come visit me in Gainesville and we'll rage. I live two blocks from de bars.

hustler 06-23-2011 05:59 PM
lol @ Jeffy touching your weiners in your sleeps.

soviet 06-23-2011 06:00 PM
Originally Posted by pusha (Post 741011)
Yeah, you can completely erode your septum while hauling tanned Latina ass in a Cigarette boat.
I'm not there yet. Couple more years.

jeff_man 06-23-2011 06:11 PM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 741056)
lol @ Jeffy touching your weiners in your sleeps.
don't be jelly, i'll touch yours when you can afford it.

9671111 06-23-2011 07:00 PM
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buffon01 06-23-2011 07:09 PM
Originally Posted by rccote (Post 741070)
Jesus the past 3 threads I've read have had nothing but homosex tension.
Sweetheart you drive a Miata. You know you want your asshole to look like a donut.

Oscar 06-23-2011 07:11 PM
Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 741072)
Sweetheart you drive a Miata. You know you want your asshole to look like a glazed donut.
ftfy:makeout:

sixshooter 06-23-2011 08:53 PM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 741056)
lol @ Jeffy touching your weiners in your sleeps.
I wanna play

turotufas 06-23-2011 10:15 PM
Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 741072)
Sweetheart you drive a Miata.
Wow. That was pretty gay. Props.

jeff_man 06-29-2011 11:15 PM
Dallas gay train has arrived in Miami. It's a one man show but it's fabulous.


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