those portable a/c things are super cheap on craigslist. in october.

What-the-ever-loving-fuck.

Dude, I suck and I handled this bullshit in AZ. You got this.

You write them a letter with the exact shit you posted and make it clear they have a legal obligation to fix the shit properly. They will cave. Fucking slum lords pull this shit all zee tyme. To hell with fixing their unit.

Edit:
Then I read the rest of the effing thread (Doh). 20 degrees @ 100% DC is a retarded standard. Quite frankly I dont think that will hold crap with a judge if you took it that far either, since clearly you signed a lease with a reasonable understanding of the capabilities of the appiances in the unit including the AC, and those appliances are now degraded to a point where it costs you hundreds of dollars.

Along with this, find the specific stautes mentioned in that text you posted.

Well, I came home yesterday to an apology note written by the apartment manager and a fixed AC, lol.

so no cadaver?

Noice.

There is and I'm still making love to it.

Awesome...he must have sensed your e-thug force.

and ewwwww, give it back to the morgue already.

innie or outie?

Its so disfigured that I'm not really sure about gender, but it sure gets the job done! Maybe I'll open it up later and find out.