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From the balcony of my home, I just watched the driver of this "Smart" Car park in such a way that, if they'd have moved slightly forwards or backwards, would have allowed a second, full-size car to also park in the space.
But they didn't.
I am sorely tempted, but the fact is that I have my own dedicated parking spot, and never need to park in that area. As such, they are spared my wrath.
It occurs to me that I already own the more sophisticated version of that tool, which will now be moving from the toolchest into the glovebox.
I also just remembered that the ***-end of my car is already beat to hell, and another collision or two (say, a reverse T-bone into the door) is in no way going to detract from its value.
Chicago *******-parkers: fear me. I have nothing to lose.
As of this day, I am the parking Batman.
I have often thought of the removal of valve stems as a means to an end. However you can accomplish the same thing by using a pebble small enough to fit into the valve cap. If it's tight enough it will stay in there and keep doing its job.
If I have the chance I park in end spots far away from everyone and maybe 80% of the time come out to find some genius parked like a douche next to me (this is no matter what car I am driving). Guess they showed me! Unfortunately they never consider how they are ******* over the next person to park in the spot after me.
From the balcony of my home, I just watched the driver of this "Smart" Car park in such a way that, if they'd have moved slightly forwards or backwards, would have allowed a second, full-size car to also park in the space.
But they didn't.
I am sorely tempted, but the fact is that I have my own dedicated parking spot, and never need to park in that area. As such, they are spared my wrath.
For now.
I'd be tempted to ring a mate to help me stand it on its rear hatch - the parking alignment is just asking for it!
(obviously we'd be wearing our undies on the outside while doing this so that passer's by would immediately recognise us as "parking superheroes" rather than arseholes)
08-29-2018, 09:17 PM
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