That Dial gold dries me out like a son of a bitch. Im an oily native american, yet somehow my skin still stayes dried out.

+1 on the powder on the sack. My neighbor complains though because it clumps up when I sweat, and that just ruins his steak juice. Cottage cheese anyone? :barf:

I always take special care to dry off my nut-bag on a different part of the towel than I use on my face. I don't mine rubbing my scrotum and dong all over my body, but not my face. Most of your girlfriends don't mine my scrotum though.

I worked at my Dad's pool hall for 18 years. I now own my own business selling pool tables and other game room equipment. You can't believe how many prank phone calls I have gotten over the years about balls, washing balls, what color are my balls, how many balls do I have, etc.

In the showroom it's always tough not to laugh at customers. "I need to buy my Husband a new set of balls" "I need a couple replacement balls" "What's the best way to clean my balls" You get the picture.

Ball jokes FTL.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick...