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chicksdigmiatas 08-18-2010 10:02 PM

How a flux capacitor makes your car faster
 
If your using plutonium stolen from the Libyans your flux capacitor can slip your engine into a time warp enough to hold 40 psi, therefore making 800hp. However the downside of this that the Libyans will try to kill you. Plutonium is heavy too, therefore making your car heavy. Now if your car is equipped with Mr. Fusion, using fusion, you can convert typical trash found in any trash can into a fissile transuranic radioactive element. It makes total sense. However, this process does not allow the flux capacitor to run at more than half capacity, only creating half the warp effect, therefore 20psi and 400hp is possible.

Sorry, i am half lit and curly closed the thread i was gonna post it in. I just had to post it somewhere.

9671111 08-18-2010 10:06 PM

Wisdom no doubt, but it sounds like a big hassle for 800hp, 400hp even.

buffon01 08-18-2010 10:09 PM

Hey asshole I posted about this already. Do some research

curly 08-18-2010 10:18 PM

Sorry, I'm such a buzz kill.

chicksdigmiatas 08-18-2010 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 618446)
Hey asshole I posted about this already. Do some research

I bet you didn't have the word transuranic in yours.

buffon01 08-18-2010 10:35 PM

No man, Im on the basic kit. I plan to upgrade though. How do you like the transuranic kit?

chicksdigmiatas 08-18-2010 11:05 PM

Well I have been thinking about going with dual flux capacitors and using Es253. The half life of 20 days sucks but if would be leaps and bounds in the miata community.

FRT_Fun 08-19-2010 12:11 AM

Tell me how running my car on love and double rainbows will make my car faster and you will have me interested.

fooger03 08-19-2010 08:26 AM

It's almost a triple rainbow.

FRT_Fun 08-19-2010 08:58 AM

What does this mean?

jeff_man 08-19-2010 10:59 AM

i would drive it flat out

buffon01 08-19-2010 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by chicksdigmiatas (Post 618457)
Well I have been thinking about going with dual flux capacitors and using Es253. The half life of 20 days sucks but if would be leaps and bounds in the miata community.

Sorting the plumbing for a dual a set up is a pain; ask me how I know. I'll just get a decent size capacitor and don't cheap out on your reactor. Once again ask me how I know.

FRT_Fun 08-19-2010 02:39 PM

How do you know?


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