How hustler makes bread
 

http://www.planetvids.com/html/How-B...n-The-80s.html


how the shit did they get away with this crap...even in the 80s? :bowrofl:

because your mom tuned in

your mother didn't have a problem gobbling down my loaf. I'm starting to get sick and tired of this fucking shit. Day in and day out, I warn you to keep your fucking mouth shut, and day after day you keep amazing me by opening it again. Next time you get the stupid fucking idea of opening it again, I'm gonna break your fucking teeth and rip your bottom jaw right off of your fucking skull. how the fuck do you think thats going to feel? I'm not taking a few days off of work to hunt you down and fucking kill you. Learn to listen you fucking douchebag.

I love this place.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowr ofl::bowrofl:

my gf had her bottom AND top jaw ripped off and split down the middle. bring it on.

Roid Rage FTL?

Listen, don't ever be sarcastic to me online ever again. I've been taking noxplod for probably the last 5 months in a row, and I'm squatting 650x5 reps, little man. Don't ever think for one second that I wouldn't crush your soul like Joseph Stalin. Girls come up to me and ask if I'm a professional body builder all the time, and how they'd love to have me run my dong 9" up their ass. So if you ever begin to think for one second that you're better than me, you better think again. I drive an M3 that's not leased, and I can bench three-times my weight (I weigh 210 at 7% bodyfat, ------). PM me for pics if you don't believe me, and try not to get a raging boner.

:bowrofl:

Let's get those pics posted for all to see big sexy.

Hustler, this is almost the same rant word for word that you posted in one of my threads a while back (but it got ninja-deleted by a mod or something).

You've officially become boring and repetitive. Adding you to my ignore list.

yeah, I've seen his club take-over rant twice already.

I had sex with you girlfriend.

its my favorite.

it is funny

Mine too :bigtu:

Next time I'm in Dallas I'll just assume any guy who is pumped at the club is you.

:giggle:

Do you have like a 10 page word document full of angry post? Or are those just a shoot from the hip kind of thing?

Josef.

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/H%20Ug...tty%20ROSS.jpg

damn, im scerrd

Hustler, maybe you should have this vag cream back...

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12569/200.jpg

That way he can clean the sand out of his vagina?

i posted up shit like that like 2 years ago. Your shit is tired, no one is impressed, and we don't want to hear about your ---- fissures again. what you don't understand is that I seldom really think someone is a fucking worthless tool

really... I'm not kidding. it's fucking rare for a true philosopher and Buddhist to think that the whole universe would be better off if one part of it never existed.

Every time i read anything you write I have to spend HOURS trying to find some reason to justify what combination of assfucking could cause the cosmos to vomit you into existence.

I really do wish something horrible would happen to you. Perhaps then I might have some spark of emotion somewhere in my soul that would make me think anything other than utter abject revulsion at the thought of you existing at all.

Fortunately for me, I don't spend hours trying to justify your existence. I know that large part of the universe is made up of dark matter, insanity, and chaos. You are born from that.

Do every living thing a favor and end yourself.

umm....FAIL

Lol wut?:hustler:

Damn 18psi you beat me to it.

:rofl:

If you don't like how hustler runs this show, GTFO. He defines original gangster :cool:

he is pretty damn entertaining lol

oh, and a really quick fyi...FDS is not cream for the vag. If you'd ever seen a vagina in your life, you might know that. I see pussy pretty much on the non-stop, day in, day out, so if you have any questions about the anatomy I'll be the bigger man and help you out. When I'm done posting this I'm going to run up in a girl who the "megan fox look-alike" constest, and hasn't left my bedroom in the last 3-days because she's "never seen one that big." Now if you'll excuse me I have to go tap that cervix, which you'll never see considering you're packing less than 8 inches, son.

you can talk shit when you get your own smiley. Until then, go back to masturbating in your mom's basement. I'll be fucking supermodels on my Italian leather sofa while you muster up the testosterone to do something with your shitty life. Now I have to get to bed so I'm fresh tomorrow to "power-close" a few deals from my corner office after my blonde secretary blows me for breakfast, I let the brunette blow me on Tuesdays.

It is entertaining for awhile, But after a bit it does get kind of repetitive and stale. Can you come up with something new besides how much you bench, your weenie size, and the apparent stream of never ending women waiting on their knees for you to walk by?

All the money, bragging and big pecs and you drive a miata?? -gay-

Yes I know your going to come kick my door in and kill me. I've read it 50 times. At least on the drive over can you think of something else to say that doesn't bore me to death before you get here?

And Wednesday through Friday you let the bear down the street give it to you in the ass.

Well, he did have the "jerk-off in a jeep with mom story", that was pretty good. I also liked his bear erotica and the "naked sister spider mix-up". So not everything is about his penis and bench pressing.

silentbob, that wasn't hustler(unless he used his penis' aura to warp my memory), it was 1967cutlass, and it was fucking hilarious.

https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...99&postcount=9
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...0&postcount=10

https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...drifter&page=2

Peep the dates yo. Look at cutlass' quotes on pages 2-3

The sister spider story is a classic. I almost shit myself laughing too hard.

Hold the phone there. I'm less than 8 inches and I have tapped many a cervix (the wince of pain on there face lets you know when you have). Maybe you should spend less time banging whores with horse sized vagoos. Aside from that I thoroughly enjoy your e-thugging.;)

ahh, that was before I signed up here. heh reading those posts I would think cutlass and hustler are the same person.

This is the Internet, and you're fucked. You're in my domain now. Mess with me and don't be surprised if your identity is sold for $5 in the online black market. I'd be just .04 cents (average price) richer selling your computer to bot herders, so I don't do it for the money, I do it to teach people lessons.

I think its funny as hell, u guys shouldnt mess with him tho...he'll leave ur girls with a 4" wide asshole and a landolakes facial...then throw them $2.50 for the bus ride to the abortion clinic..
Right? He be an Ethug fo life..


And dont ask how he'd impreganate them, u dont wanna know..

:bowrofl:
all hail the e-thug queen

I'm liking the 9" comment page 1. With all the roids the only way to get it that far up there is to cut it off and use a 6" stick to shove it in.