How long would you last against a velociraptor
 

Very scientific BTW :fawk:

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

1 min 44 sec.

But really...

A 6 foot long (2-4 foot tall) bird with claws and hollow bones? I suspect i'd have a fighting chance. Especially if I'm allowed my knife or my Glock .45.

57 seconds, i think not knowing any sleeper holds really hurt me

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds!

1 min 16 sec. Good to know, just in case.

1 min. 32 sec. Careful, I bite too!

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds!

1 16 here too.....if it bit off my arm id take it back and use it to beat it hahah

1:19 for me.

1 min 22 sec.

I kept waiting for the game to start so I could try punching it in the raptor-balls.

1 min 19 sec

60 seconds bitches, i would kick him right in his raptor balls!

I went for not kicking him in the raptor balls, because like a lot of preditory animals, the females are often better hunters (and bigger) than the males. Or basically, no guarantee its male.

balls would have been an internal organ anyways

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 3 seconds!

1:32 here.

1:44 motherfugkers! Krav Maga FTW!

Well, you say Krav Maga ftw, but really saying you are trained in Capoeira, or Wushu would have resulted in the same score despite both being overly showy types of "fighting"

I learned my chokes in Krav. :)

Yeah its ridiculous. Learning in a real fighting tech like MMA or Jiu Jitsu would give you the same score as some TKD kid.