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How many actual gays do we have up in here?
Show yourselves...
My full name is Samson, Jewish as can be, but my friends call me Sam. Wanna be my gay friend? I'm the real Shady, All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? |
I'm not ghey.
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and what's the "l01" part?
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Length of member, in inches?
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Did "gay" just become the new "buttsex".
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gay here, too. Most people call me Sam, Sammy, or Roush (middle name).
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 405085)
and what's the "l01" part?
L is my last name.
Originally Posted by rleete
(Post 405111)
Length of member, in inches?
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lol funny stuff
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"I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!" :laugh:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaa
epic title change |
and epic double post failz0r
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Shay there boysh. My name is shammy. Wanna shwing?
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when you guys get to the point of taking photos of your cocks up against a ruler, make sure to change the title to say "sausage fest" so I wont look at this thread anymore.
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i lol'd
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 405271)
when you guys get to the point of taking photos of your cocks up against a ruler, make sure to change the title to say "sausage fest" so I wont look at this thread anymore.
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 405271)
when you guys get to the point of taking photos of your cocks up against a ruler, make sure to change the title to say "sausage fest" so I wont look at this thread anymore.
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: |
I'm not into guys but if you want to get together one weekend for fondue...we could get a bottle of wine, take our shirts off and watch Gladiator or 300!!!
I'm gayme...oops, I mean game.:makeout: |
OH WHAT THE FUCK.
Did you guys notice someone edited not only the title but my first post as well? |
LOL! I read the whole thread thinking:
"wow saml01 is really brave for admitting he's actually gay after all the jokes we make." I had no idea it was a joke, sorry Sammy. |
Probably that bitch from RI.
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haha all the other sams are gonna be all confused now.
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This thread is awesome.
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 405436)
haha all the other sams are gonna be all confused now.
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If you admit it, you've got some serious balls. I'm not gay myself, but I believe being gay is no reflection of morality.
I even think the argument of whether its a choice or not is pointless anyway. If it's a safe act, and it makes you happy, fucking go for it. Don't let anyone's religious bullshit stop you from living the life you want. Just don't rape me. (lol) |
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One for the newly renamed thread, one to wahs off some the gayness.
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Originally Posted by gompers
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If you admit it, you've got some serious balls. I'm not gay myself, but I believe being gay is no reflection of morality.
I even think the argument of whether its a choice or not is pointless anyway. If it's a safe act, and it makes you happy, fucking go for it. Don't let anyone's religious bullshit stop you from living the life you want. Just don't rape me. (lol) |
so they do have camels in canada :D
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Originally Posted by m2cupcar
(Post 405552)
so they do have camels in canada :D
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fuck all you queers.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 405569)
fuck all you queers.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 405569)
fuck all you queers.
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Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 405584)
Is this is your mission in life?
nice simple play hustler baby, I'm done with finals next wednesday, and will be working at my internship in Htown all summer. We should do lunch, and talk about your childhood. |
so are you all excited that gay marriage is legit in 10% of the nation's states? that's HUGE. goatse huge.
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Can't wait until Nambla & the Mormons jumps on the bandwagon.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 405595)
Can't wait until Nambla & the Mormons jumps on the bandwagon.
but children aren't consenting adjults last time I checked. sorry nambla. |
nor are the product of same sex unions
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Originally Posted by m2cupcar
(Post 405610)
nor are the product of same sex unions
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A.) A lot of good looking successful guys are gay. They are no longer competing for women. That's good.
B.) Whatever anyone wants to do that makes them happy and doesn't hurt someone else is fine by me. As long as the dick isn't in my ass I could care less. C.) There are about a million thing more important to worry about then who's fucking who in the ass. |
so when is the next "miataturbo conversion party"? I know how you power-queers love charging up negs.
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/\ I'm your Coppertop! :makeout:
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this is epic lulz
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nothing wrong with gay marrage it dosent affect anyone who dosent like it .
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^Even illiterates like Kevin think it is OK. So it must be good.
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 405569)
I'll fuck all you queers.
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lol thats not nice
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I wish I were gay so I could escape the treachery of women. :(
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u wouldnt be the first 1 to have that wish.
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Originally Posted by rccote
(Post 405825)
I wish I were gay so I could escape the treachery of women. :(
It would be easier than a real divorce. |
Originally Posted by sexyKEVIN
(Post 405828)
you wouldn't be the first one to have that wish.
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fuck all you queers.
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Steers and queers, hustler. You don't look like a steer.
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fuck all you queers.
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I heard that ---- sex is punishable by prison time in Texas.
Any truth to this? Hustler? |
only same sex sodomy is illegal in texas. misdemeanor w/ $500 fine.
Sodomy laws in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia also of note to you and hustler:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
In the United States, every state and the District of Columbia have some form of codified incest prohibition. However, individual statutes vary widely. Rhode Island repealed its criminal incest statute in 1989, Ohio only targets parental figures, and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are over the age of 18. Yet Massachusetts issues a penalty of up to 20 years imprisonment for those engaging in "sexual activities" with relatives closer than first cousins and Hawaii up to 5 years in jail for "sexual penetration" with certain blood relatives and even in-laws.
In all states, close blood-relatives that fall under the incest statutes include father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, and in some states, first cousins. Many states also apply incest laws to non-blood relations including stepparents, step-siblings, and in-laws. Ages of consent in North America - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
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