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chpmnsws6 06-14-2012 01:24 PM

How to package and ship my parts. How not to take pictures
 
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So today the LC1 came in that I bought from "Bearda" on here. The outside just looked like a normal box, but when I first opened it up, I was impressed with the packaging. I've had some things sent to me that were REALLY poor in shipping quality with things that were FAR more expensive. For this reason, I present you with the proper way to package parts and the wrong way to take pictures. These are on the best camera I have...... My 2 year old HTC Evo.

Note- I shake worse then someone with Parkinson's so I had to take several pictures a few times over to make them come out halfway visible.

Outside of package- Looks well taped, no breaks in the box. Fedex handled with care. Props to them for that.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Notice the well fluffed packing material on the top? In case your shipping company preference decides to put a 100 pound box on top of your package, if you pack it like this, it will hold fine.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

The next round is a two for one special, just in case you didn't notice the inch of packing material around the unit, I pulled it up a bit to see it better. Again, very nice...
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

And now you can see the extra room given without the packing material. If your shipping company employee is having a bad day and decides to drop kick the box, this extra inch between the inner box and the outer box with packing material between should make sure that sweet WBO2 I bought from you doesn't have to pay the price.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Pay close attention to the bottom packing material. Another inch of it separates the bottom of the main box from the bottom of the goodies box.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Now notice the great packaging of the goodies box with its nice layer of a recycled grocery bag. Props for recycling you green little Miata lover.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Tape? Again, perfect. Do like him, don't skimp on it. Its cheap from HF and it does its job great.
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What's this!?! An original package!?! Sweet! Good work saving it so I can feel like I bought a brand new setup even though I saved millions. This is better then switching to Geico!!!
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Again, impressed again by this.... I can never get all the stuff that comes with these toys to fit in the package they came in, but somehow he was able to get an extra sensor in along with more soft packing material. Baller.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Cap still on the sensor. Infection control at its finest.
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The entire contents of the package. Nothing missing. This is like a home run on the first date with a model.... Who doesn't have AIDS!
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

This made me :giggle: a bit..... BUNG! I'm still a pup I guess, at least to all you old timers.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339694658

Now you know how to properly package my parts. No excuses.

pusha 06-14-2012 01:53 PM

guess who's gonna be getting some condoms in the mail!!!

BogusSVO 06-14-2012 01:54 PM

lol

That is top notch on the packing!

chpmnsws6 06-14-2012 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 890040)
guess who's gonna be getting some condoms in the mail!!!

With a pin hole in the tips? SURPRISE!


Originally Posted by BogusSVO (Post 890041)
lol

That is top notch on the packing!

I used your format.

soviet 06-14-2012 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 890040)
guess who's gonna be getting some used condoms in the mail!!!

ftfy

pusha 06-14-2012 02:39 PM

put one on and just jacking off isn't really using a condom

18psi 06-14-2012 02:43 PM

yet you do it every day and brag about nailing broads* like a pirate

*bros

samnavy 06-14-2012 03:03 PM

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Michael Chapman of Springfield, IL... your shipment of inflatable sheep with gallon-bottle of pump lube is on it's way.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1339700583

18psi 06-14-2012 03:04 PM

I sent you a pineapple bro

pusha 06-14-2012 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 890067)
yet you do it every day and brag about nailing broads* like a pirate

*bros

it's been awhile since I've seen another dude naked. do you have skype? ;)

soviet 06-14-2012 03:06 PM


chpmnsws6 06-14-2012 03:10 PM

Half you cats already know my address from buying and selling parts through the years.

pusha 06-14-2012 04:11 PM

I've been trying to capture a fart in a ziploc but it's pretty difficult

chpmnsws6 06-14-2012 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 890131)
I've been trying to capture a fart in a ziploc but it's pretty difficult

Shove a soap sud enema hose in after you let the air out. Bag already attached.

Amateur.

redturbomiata 06-14-2012 09:29 PM

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i received a shift knob in the mail today and it was properly wrapped. lol
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Stein 06-14-2012 11:13 PM

As a seller, I deliver my ---- in person. Like a bauce.

Buyer comes with girl that he is "kind of dating" because she has a big enough vehicle to haul parts like bumper covers and the like. Like a bauce.

Hell, he probably got road head on the way home.

chpmnsws6 06-14-2012 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by Stein (Post 890288)
Hell, he probably got road head on the way home.

And again once back at the apartment..... Like a bauce.

pusha 06-15-2012 12:07 AM

he got head in your house, on your porch, the driveway, on the sidewalk and the whole way home like a bauce do

Stein 06-15-2012 12:13 AM

Well, no. I was in a hotel, he was mobile, we had a nice dinner, he debated if it was worth the road head, he was stuck paying for her because "thats the way it is", I got wine because, fark them, I like wine, we went to a bar, we met some slovakian guy who bought my hardtop, I got paid, twice.

Everyone went home happy.

pusha 06-15-2012 12:14 AM

now I'm confused. did you blow the guy?


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