How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
05-03-2010, 07:09 PM
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Nickelback makes me violent. Especially if I cannot make an escape or turn it off. Are they even big anymore? For a while there, they were the new Creed (also ******* hated them) and EVERYWHERE you looked/listened, there they were. Can't say I have heard much about them lately. Thank god.
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05-03-2010, 08:40 PM
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Random h.s. football quotes
Coach Bauer:
"Quit hitting each other in the nuts, you ******s!"
Coach Gotay:
"Shut up! Hit the floor. Move!"
Coach Moore:
"You think you're hot **** (insert full name) ?"
BoostedR knows what I'm talking about. Those were the days.
"Quit hitting each other in the nuts, you ******s!"
Coach Gotay:
"Shut up! Hit the floor. Move!"
Coach Moore:
"You think you're hot **** (insert full name) ?"
BoostedR knows what I'm talking about. Those were the days.
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05-03-2010, 08:55 PM
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sooo, i post a copy/paste of the retarded PM. but omit who wrote it. when the author reads it.... profit.
"Dude you need to cool you jets!!! When I started here I asked a lot of stupid questions, and for it people stop answering. So I'm trying to come back up. I didn't mean to afend you, but just so you know people around here don't like a know it all, and don't like people jumping in and starting to teach others when your new. So just kick back and learn for a while. I mean none of us that run the upper PSI's with the top builds on the treads use anything that you are talking about. I myself was running 14PSI, and now bumping to 20 PSI on full built internals. That being said I might know a thing or two about turbo's or miata in general. Cool off!!"
FTW
"Dude you need to cool you jets!!! When I started here I asked a lot of stupid questions, and for it people stop answering. So I'm trying to come back up. I didn't mean to afend you, but just so you know people around here don't like a know it all, and don't like people jumping in and starting to teach others when your new. So just kick back and learn for a while. I mean none of us that run the upper PSI's with the top builds on the treads use anything that you are talking about. I myself was running 14PSI, and now bumping to 20 PSI on full built internals. That being said I might know a thing or two about turbo's or miata in general. Cool off!!"
FTW
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05-03-2010, 09:23 PM
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sooo, i post a copy/paste of the retarded PM. but omit who wrote it. when the author reads it.... profit.
"Dude you need to cool you jets!!! When I started here I asked a lot of stupid questions, and for it people stop answering. So I'm trying to come back up. I didn't mean to afend you, but just so you know people around here don't like a know it all, and don't like people jumping in and starting to teach others when your new. So just kick back and learn for a while. I mean none of us that run the upper PSI's with the top builds on the treads use anything that you are talking about. I myself was running 14PSI, and now bumping to 20 PSI on full built internals. That being said I might know a thing or two about turbo's or miata in general. Cool off!!"
FTW
"Dude you need to cool you jets!!! When I started here I asked a lot of stupid questions, and for it people stop answering. So I'm trying to come back up. I didn't mean to afend you, but just so you know people around here don't like a know it all, and don't like people jumping in and starting to teach others when your new. So just kick back and learn for a while. I mean none of us that run the upper PSI's with the top builds on the treads use anything that you are talking about. I myself was running 14PSI, and now bumping to 20 PSI on full built internals. That being said I might know a thing or two about turbo's or miata in general. Cool off!!"
FTW
Looks like someone is reliving their own flaming vicariously through you. I wonder who it is? Hmmm?
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05-03-2010, 09:57 PM
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I forgot the other half, because I've been too preoccupied daydreaming about the nightmare that was that night.
The best/worst part is I was drunk and my stuff was like cockrete but all sensitivity was gone?? I pretty much threw down the gauntlet on that ***, and I know she's hurtin for more. Her neighbors below were banging on their ceiling and we could hear muffled screaming of "STOP ****** GOD DAMNIT!!!" at 3:30am. Glad I don't live there.
In the end, I didn't learn a thing really. I regret it honestly... especially now that she's blowing my phone up [still] trying to cook me dinner and give me a night of "relaxation." I want to text her and just be like, "Hey, it's cool if we hang out occasionally but I'm not looking for anything serious." I surely didn't give off that vibe at all through any of this. I'm in no way wanting to move back into another relationship.
...Last night I went and had mexican food and margarita's at this hole in the wall [incredible] little place that not many people know about. An ex from 6 years ago was nice enough to go out with me. 5'3" 120lbs. Two margaritas we were more than feeling loose and so I invite her back to my place because she hadn't seen it (I just bought the place last summer). I pop the top on a few Coors Light's and we talk about life and how funny things work out.
Next thing I know we're in bed. But there's a problem here too. The ****, again.
I think I was spoiled w/ the ex. Not this ex, my most recent ex. She is a 34D and they look fake in every single aspect, but they're genuine and I equate them to "the best **** on earth" for that matter.
I'm not sure I miss her, but I'm not sure I've accepted this yet.
I should stop being a ***** and focus on the problem rather than avoid dealing with it and deny that I'm upset.
I don't wanna.
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05-03-2010, 10:07 PM
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Second night at my new apartment in Texas. Great weather today. Played some forza, twas fun. Still don't understand how my stock Focus RS raped a R34 on the downhill but okay.
Somehow my Chevy truck with 191k on it made it from NY to TX stopping in Chicago, all while towing 1000lbs + my miata. When did American cars start taking a ****... I mean seriously this truck is a champ.
Somehow my Chevy truck with 191k on it made it from NY to TX stopping in Chicago, all while towing 1000lbs + my miata. When did American cars start taking a ****... I mean seriously this truck is a champ.
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05-03-2010, 10:13 PM
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John,
I hope I'm the first to tell you this, if not, I hope I'm not the last...
There will be a day to come, when you will regret ever turning down a piece of ***. Getting strange will not be so easy, and you will regret not taking someone up on an offer of a "relaxing evening". If you are a man *****, as it appears you are, loosen up. When it gets served up, take it. You don't have to grab her *** while she's blowing you.
I can't imagine there is any pain assosiated with receiving a text or 20 that is asking you to come over and spooge in her mouth. If you don't, when your 60 years old, you'll be thinking " why didn't i get all the ***** i could, when i could "
just one mans take on it...
Rocky
I hope I'm the first to tell you this, if not, I hope I'm not the last...
There will be a day to come, when you will regret ever turning down a piece of ***. Getting strange will not be so easy, and you will regret not taking someone up on an offer of a "relaxing evening". If you are a man *****, as it appears you are, loosen up. When it gets served up, take it. You don't have to grab her *** while she's blowing you.
I can't imagine there is any pain assosiated with receiving a text or 20 that is asking you to come over and spooge in her mouth. If you don't, when your 60 years old, you'll be thinking " why didn't i get all the ***** i could, when i could "
just one mans take on it...
Rocky
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05-03-2010, 10:30 PM
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John,
I hope I'm the first to tell you this, if not, I hope I'm not the last...
There will be a day to come, when you will regret ever turning down a piece of ***. Getting strange will not be so easy, and you will regret not taking someone up on an offer of a "relaxing evening". If you are a man *****, as it appears you are, loosen up. When it gets served up, take it. You don't have to grab her *** while she's blowing you.
I can't imagine there is any pain assosiated with receiving a text or 20 that is asking you to come over and spooge in her mouth. If you don't, when your 60 years old, you'll be thinking " why didn't i get all the ***** i could, when i could "
just one mans take on it...
Rocky
I hope I'm the first to tell you this, if not, I hope I'm not the last...
There will be a day to come, when you will regret ever turning down a piece of ***. Getting strange will not be so easy, and you will regret not taking someone up on an offer of a "relaxing evening". If you are a man *****, as it appears you are, loosen up. When it gets served up, take it. You don't have to grab her *** while she's blowing you.
I can't imagine there is any pain assosiated with receiving a text or 20 that is asking you to come over and spooge in her mouth. If you don't, when your 60 years old, you'll be thinking " why didn't i get all the ***** i could, when i could "
just one mans take on it...
Rocky
I'm sure you're legit, and 100% correct. Honestly, I don't doubt it. I just think logically I might regret not taking her up on these offers, but at the same time, I have a voice in the back of my head going, "dude, it won't kill you to just say no, stay home and get some extra sleep, ride the bike, play with the cars, or mack on the girls your age."
All good options if you ask me.
I just don't want to be emotionally sought after, and end up regretting NOT cutting the cord sooner rather than later and hurting her. If it's all just play, I'll play... exclusively even. I just left that 3 year monogamous deal, so I'm just looking to have fun and be myself for a while. I'm not a man *****. I'm just "sewing my wild oats" so to speak.
I haven't been single in 10+ years. Yeah, dating girls one after another since I was 14.
I'd write more but this is the Ramble on thread, and as I try to type this my bro is rambling on in my ear telling about how bad his life sucks. I can't focus.
Awesome.
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05-03-2010, 11:17 PM
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Well, I go for another part of the interview process with UPS today. I had step 1 on Friday and passed. They pulled a real ninja-move to eliminate several candidates within 5 minutes of being there. So when I got to the location, there were like 20 other people there...which I didn't expect. This dude hands me a clipboard and asks me to "sign in"....which entails me giving my name, city of residence, time in, if I am a student, and my reason for visiting. So we all get marched in and sat ina conference room. Dudeman starts going on about disposable income, benefits and other things about the job. Then he pulls out that clipboard and calls out several names and asks these people why they didn't apply for a position at the UPS places closer to their homes and that he'd be in touch with the recruiters at the other locations. Right then, he calls about 8 names and tells them they can all leave. See, his reasoning is that the further away someone is from, the more likely it is that their employment there will not last. Some of these people were from 25+miles away. Luckily I'm barely 8 miles away from door to parking lot. He eventually he talked to me, asked some questions about my current job and hours and why I want to work there. Upon answering him, I was told to come back today....sweet. I wouldn't mind the extra money, but it's the benfits I am after. After 1-year of working there, I can receive benefits...and they're full paid by UPS....meaning I can drop my *ishtty "benefits" I get right now....and after a year, I get vacation time....and I won't have to start going to the gym to get back in shape. Talking about covering multiple areas with one job.
Manager: Hey take this package and slam it into the wall as hard as you can, now run it over with your truck. Now turn your head as all the night shift employees do heroin in the parking lot.
Congrats, you got the job!
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