How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
09-11-2010, 08:41 AM
#3263
By the way, the daddy taught me good is a trip!
Super retarded company name:
http://www.machomachines.net/
MACHO MACHINES
Macho Machines Computer Services is offering 50% off our already low price of $80/hr. This offer is only available to new craigslist customers.
Visit us online at http://www.machomachines.net/
or call (904)520-0094
We send legit computer engineers not technicians or "geeks".
Super retarded company name:
http://www.machomachines.net/
MACHO MACHINES
Macho Machines Computer Services is offering 50% off our already low price of $80/hr. This offer is only available to new craigslist customers.
Visit us online at http://www.machomachines.net/
or call (904)520-0094
We send legit computer engineers not technicians or "geeks".
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09-11-2010, 09:04 AM
#3264
plyometrics
Anybody do much isometric exercising? I enjoy iso simply because you can do it anywhere. I find myself doing iso workouts at work sitting in my chair just out of habit. Flexing my legs against each other or flexing my back muscles and holding them for as long as I can. Of course my co-workers probably think I'm trying to **** my pants or I've blown my load looking at text on my screen. Aside from my normal workout "routine" (which I cheat at quite often, thanks to lack of time and sleep) I have a mandatory pre shower chest workout using my bathroom door jam. Put my palms facing each other on opposite sides of the door at about chest height, then push together as hard as you can and hold until you can't go any more. I do two sets of those a night and it really does seem to help with if not building, at least retaining muscle. Even after a 9 month nearly no protein diet I haven't lost any muscle mass, if not grown a little. Isometrics really target those hard to reach areas. You can do any awkward position and feel the burn in places you didn't know had muscles.
Now I wait for someone to pervert my thread (positions, feel the burn, hard to reach places, workout, do it anywhere, ect.)
Now I wait for someone to pervert my thread (positions, feel the burn, hard to reach places, workout, do it anywhere, ect.)
Do plyometric exercises or do one complete session and I mean the 90 days of P90X, that will certainly kick your butt. For those who like to cross fit, at least it is great to keep you in shape during the winter time.
You can also visit: fitdeck.com or crossfit, two great websites.
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09-11-2010, 01:20 PM
#3269
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 808
Total Cats: 67
I fractured the 4 metacarpal bones on my right hand, and I'm right handed. 
Long story short some **** happened, I lost control of my ******* temper, and instead of hitting someone else I slammed down about a dozen punches on a solid object.
******* stupid I know, but too late to think like that now. Maybe next time I'll think about this and learn from it.
Now I need to figure out how I'm going to finish painting a 3600sqft building one handed.
Long story short some **** happened, I lost control of my ******* temper, and instead of hitting someone else I slammed down about a dozen punches on a solid object.
******* stupid I know, but too late to think like that now. Maybe next time I'll think about this and learn from it.
Now I need to figure out how I'm going to finish painting a 3600sqft building one handed.
Speedy recovery!
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09-11-2010, 04:01 PM
#3270
Boost Pope
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
Posts: 33,017
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Just watched "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" again. Really great little film, by the way.
Happened to notice that in the end credits, Dave Smart is listed as "Bestbot Grip".
Beware cheap title companies.
Happened to notice that in the end credits, Dave Smart is listed as "Bestbot Grip".
Beware cheap title companies.
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09-11-2010, 07:18 PM
#3272
Want fries with that?
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota
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GOD ******* DAMMIT I just spent about an hour compiling a map for an epic fun run I did with some friends last year into a google maps document. The route was so big that it took 3 whole maps to cover. Quite proud of my efforts, I load the first leg up onto my phone to check it out. All looks good, it held all the modified route plans, it held all the roads right.
"Damn, I'm good!" I think to myself.
Go to click navigate aaaand... nothing. This ******* feature isn't out yet, you can not yet navigate (GPS style, turn right in 100 yards, that sort of thing) saved maps, you can only view them. Mind you, you can view them with your active location going, but there's no talking. That means if I do this I'll have to be constantly staring at my phone for the ******* map.
Gay.
"Damn, I'm good!" I think to myself.
Go to click navigate aaaand... nothing. This ******* feature isn't out yet, you can not yet navigate (GPS style, turn right in 100 yards, that sort of thing) saved maps, you can only view them. Mind you, you can view them with your active location going, but there's no talking. That means if I do this I'll have to be constantly staring at my phone for the ******* map.
Gay.
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09-11-2010, 09:56 PM
#3274
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ******* hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ******* her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ******* her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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09-11-2010, 10:17 PM
#3276
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really ******* hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ******* her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ******* her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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09-12-2010, 12:54 AM
#3279
No affiliation. But cool as *****.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/1949299286.html
And Joe, I am in that boat with you.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/1949299286.html
And Joe, I am in that boat with you.
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