How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways

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05-21-2011, 03:05 AM

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viperormiata

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond

I wish I had fagggots coming over :(

I'll come to Texas and help you tune your car

But I'm not a ***. I'm a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

05-21-2011, 09:42 AM

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Joe Perez

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Still alive here in lower Manhattan.

Saw a clever news story this morning. Apparently some local group has been advertizing (and actually making some sales) on contracts to provide post-rapture pet care, for those folks who are worried that Fido will be lonely during the armageddon.

05-21-2011, 10:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by viperormiata

There is a band of traveling fagggots on their way to my house......

we are leaving in 45 minutes, expect lots of MMS messages containing penises and other goodies

05-21-2011, 11:04 AM

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05-21-2011, 11:19 AM

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He meant 6 'o clock *************....and with 24 time zone and with the world ending "at 6 o' clock", we have 48 chances (24 chances for 6am and 24 chanes of 6pm) for the world to end on the day of 5/21.

05-21-2011, 11:20 AM

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFuUUUUUUUUUUU

05-21-2011, 11:55 AM

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Braineack

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World is not ending. Time to wrench on car...

after bagels of course.

05-21-2011, 02:16 PM

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Well I guess I'm not Rapture material... seems my wife and kids aren't either. In for October then.

05-21-2011, 06:27 PM

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Still alive!

Putting in some laps and watching iRacing championships at Laguna Seca! lol

05-21-2011, 07:21 PM

#8150

rider384

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Well, it's 6pm and I'm still here. No earthquakes or floods just yet.

05-21-2011, 09:38 PM

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What a surprise! I was so worried there for a second.....

Anybody play EVE Online? Love this game. So easy to just pick it up when you're bored and play for a little while. So much **** to do, so much to see, for all the time you can spare.

05-22-2011, 04:25 AM

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I just save Jason (jtothewhat) from ******* a fat bicth. Im a ******* brah bro .

05-22-2011, 12:27 PM

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She wasn't that fat, bro

05-22-2011, 12:35 PM

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Group buy?

http://reno.craigslist.org/pts/2395897511.html

05-22-2011, 12:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by buffon01

I just save Jason (jtothewhat) from ******* a fat bicth. Im a ******* brah bro .

Quote:

Originally Posted by viperormiata

She wasn't that fat, bro

Why would you deny the man his last chance at getting laid before he goes off to Afghanistan and possibly gets killed.

05-22-2011, 06:17 PM

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Before leaving Jon's crib

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05-22-2011, 08:05 PM

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No wonder the Miata community is thought to be so gay. That is the gayest looking crew ever.

05-22-2011, 08:41 PM

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honestly that is so true...

05-22-2011, 10:06 PM

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Hahaha.

Sometimes, copywriters just aren't thinking...

Here in Manhattan, the evening news on WNYW (the local Fox station) each night begins with a produced bumper that exclaims "It's 10 PM, do you know where your children are?", a phrase dating back to the 60's.

Immediately following that on tonight's broadcast, the lead-in tease began with "Thrown in the garbage..."