rleete

iTrader: (21)

After you take photos, demand a WRITTEN apology from the guy.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

More drama. Since I work in a secured facility, I'm barred from taking photos without permission and I do not have permission to use my phone to take photos, lol. I have an awesome new boss and he's about to kick some ***, like the daddy I never had.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

Do the Camarii have a limited-slip differential?


I'm starting to have visions of "My Cousin Vinny" here.

scottyd

Can't you just have him watch you drive over to the tire tracks, get out and say look idiot these aren't the same size?

Was just thinking that.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

He's not interested in the truth, he's interested in telling someone what to do and power tripping. This is what happens when you're a worthless ---- with nothing to live for.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

I was having another awesome intellectual moment with my GF when we were arguing about dogs. We both think dogs are pretty dumb, but she believes they are more dumb than me. We both know dogs will eat their own ----, but my dumb bitch GF says it will drink it's own urine. I don't believe this because first of all, I've never seen a dog do this, second the dog may lap its dinger to clean it off but that's different, and thirdly (and most important) no dog is that kinky/erotic.

Yes, this is a bit of a joke, but trust me that we really had this argument in the car, lol.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

Is this NWS?
https://i.imgur.com/YjYOn.jpg

Gryff

iTrader: (6)

Perfectly WS! if your into blow up dolls/robits.

Some kinky bedtime stories always got me in the mood too.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

How to kill an enemy agent:

• Shoot him in the head

How not to kill an enemy agent:

• Leave a tarantula in his bed
  
• Drop a poisionous snake in his bathtub
  
• Attempt to drip poision into his mouth from 15 feet away
  
• Place him into a perilous situation (eg, handdcuffed to an atmoic bomb, locked in a runaway centrifuge, shackled to a table beneath a laser, strapped to a sabotaged othopedic table, etc) and then leave him unsupervised
  
• Challenge him to a fair duel
  
• Place him, alive but unconscious, into a situation which will result in his death if he does not awaken first
  
• Put him on water skis, tied to a beautiful assistant, and take him on a pleasant ride around the Caribbean
  
• Sharks
  
• Anything involving a countdown timer which can be stopped seconds before reaching zero
  
• Set him adrift in a doomed vessel
  
• Hire a visually intimidating thug to assault him in a manner which is visually interesting but does not involve shooting him in the head (biting, crushing with prosthetic arm, gymnastics, throwing hats at him, etc)

Gryff

iTrader: (6)

James bond much?

rleete

iTrader: (21)

"Perez. Joe Perez."

Braineack

iTrader: (62)

Is that how we tried to kill Castro?

Braineack

iTrader: (62)

I just saw the Discovery.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

For whatever reason, about once a year or so I get the urge to watch the whole series in a row, starting with Dr. No, skipping over OHMSS (George Lazenby can eat a dick) and then losing interesting somewhere around Tomorrow Never Dies.

I've tried that. The response is usually "Lost. Get lost."

Braineack

iTrader: (62)

were you wearing a hawaiian shirt?

mx5autoxer

iTrader: (1)

So I was looking around jaylenosgarage.com and watched a video with him and some guy about proper torquing and bolt grades. From that I have concluded that Jay Leno knows almost nothing about actually working on cars. I'm not particularly surprised, but I figured he'd have at least a little better knowledge. Here's the link: http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/collec...ng/index.shtml

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

To be fair, Bond attires himself in Hawaiian shorts when the situation calls for it.

y8s

iTrader: (8)

in the 1960s... and he's also usually wearing a few women at that point.

On a related note (james bond, shorts): I've been to James Bond Island.

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

Based on the popularity of the TV show "Mad Men", the attire of the 1960s would appear to be an idea aspirational goal.

Huh. Was no aware that they called it that.

Wouldn't Francisco Scaramanga island be more appropriate?

rleete

iTrader: (21)

New high efficiency (96%+) furnace is installed. Nice to find contractors that take pride in their work.