How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
08-15-2012, 06:30 PM
I can't go to the racetrack in the car because I'm not fast enough.
Can't go to the gun range because I don't shoot worth a ****.
Can't go to the gym because I'm a pathetic, weak ------ who basically isn't a man.
Can't play Forza because 12-year olds beat my ***.
Can't make sex with women because I've been poz-raped too many times.
Can't go to the gun range because I don't shoot worth a ****.
Can't go to the gym because I'm a pathetic, weak ------ who basically isn't a man.
Can't play Forza because 12-year olds beat my ***.
Can't make sex with women because I've been poz-raped too many times.
you can get some hobbies that aren't competitive. you know like basket weaving, knitting, baking, you know... something more suited for people with vaginas
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08-16-2012, 08:56 PM
thats not so bad, in times of emergency budget saving times, I soak my injectors in either a large bowl of carb cleaner, injector cleaner, or starting fluid. After a while soaking, I pull them out to dry, then connect wires to it then to a 12v source (in my case I had a spare connector that i just connect using a 12v AC to DC adapter), connect it to the end of a carb cleaning hose, and spray through the injector, then I do the same with compressed air. Open and close the injector, dont leave open for long periods of time
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08-17-2012, 12:20 AM
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As long as your not as bad as the retards up here; fully built rb26's making 400whp and bragging about how good they are at tuning, meanwhile my stock block honda makes 450whp with my half assed tune.
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08-17-2012, 09:07 AM
I ******* hate people...and I hate that I have to feel like the ******* for not doing anything wrong.
So...
I'm leaving my neighborhood this morning. I pull up to the entrance and notice the kids are waiting for the bus on the left side of the entrance. Mind you our entrance is like 50 feet wide. So as I stop, the bus arrives to pick up the kids. The bus stops and the door opens but no safety lights are on. Since the bus is to my left and I need to take a left, I slowly ease out to the far lane because I legally can and should have been able to without them freaking the Ffffff out. As soon as I get about 5 ft into the roadway, the bus driver starts honking and throwing her hans up, the 2 parents at the bus stop start yelling at me and flipping out....and then the safetly lights/signs on the bus come out. Only after the bus was stopped and loading children. I knew where I was going and that I wasn't going to pass the bus, I had plenty of room to pull out into my lane and wait. But now I'm the ******* in the sports car who was diregarding the law because I was absolutely going to pass the bus recklessly
I am the red line, bus is yellow.
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I'm leaving my neighborhood this morning. I pull up to the entrance and notice the kids are waiting for the bus on the left side of the entrance. Mind you our entrance is like 50 feet wide. So as I stop, the bus arrives to pick up the kids. The bus stops and the door opens but no safety lights are on. Since the bus is to my left and I need to take a left, I slowly ease out to the far lane because I legally can and should have been able to without them freaking the Ffffff out. As soon as I get about 5 ft into the roadway, the bus driver starts honking and throwing her hans up, the 2 parents at the bus stop start yelling at me and flipping out....and then the safetly lights/signs on the bus come out. Only after the bus was stopped and loading children. I knew where I was going and that I wasn't going to pass the bus, I had plenty of room to pull out into my lane and wait. But now I'm the ******* in the sports car who was diregarding the law because I was absolutely going to pass the bus recklessly
I am the red line, bus is yellow.
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08-17-2012, 09:24 AM
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And Tomei oil pumps for the RB26 are like $1500, lol. Makes the Boundary one look very reasonable, eh?
You are a freaking maniac, breau! You should have threatened to kill them all with secondhand smoke next!
You are a freaking maniac, breau! You should have threatened to kill them all with secondhand smoke next!
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08-17-2012, 09:31 AM
As much as I dislike kids....I'm not going to go wizzing past the school bus. God forbid I do 3 mph to set myself on the street for when the bus was done loading them 
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".
I quit smoking 3 weeks ago.
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".
I quit smoking 3 weeks ago.
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08-17-2012, 09:59 AM
As much as I dislike kids....I'm not going to go wizzing past the school bus. God forbid I do 3 mph to set myself on the street for when the bus was done loading them
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".
I quit smoking 3 weeks ago.
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".
I quit smoking 3 weeks ago.
Or something like that. You should know the bus number.
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08-17-2012, 10:21 AM
Send a letter to the manager. Send them the picture and tell them what you were doing and why. Tell them you feel it is irresponsible of the driver to show such hostile behavior, as they are one of the first stops in molding the minds of our future generations.
Or something like that. You should know the bus number.
Or something like that. You should know the bus number.
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08-17-2012, 10:32 AM
Just say you were driving your retarded cousin to McDonald's for breakfast and to play on the PlayPlace. You need to take the high ground here, I wonder when the last time that his driver did something philanthropic? He gets paid to hang with kids, he's a *****. You are a saint.
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