How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
10-14-2012, 01:12 AM
Boost Pope
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I don't even remember where it was- I closed the tab it was open in after I banned him. It was just a drawing of a woman dressed in casual attire hog-tied and left in the woods with some raw steaks on the ground around her, and a shifty-looking fellow wearing a hunting jacket walking away with a grin on his face. The joke would have something to do with "I have the feeling this is how your last date ended" or words to that effect.
Anyway...
Trying to rationalize concepts such as infinity, either with regard to distance (eg: does the universe have finite dimensional boundaries? If so, what is beyond it?) or time (will time continue forever? What existed before it?) makes my brain hurt.
Alternately, the seemingly simple concept of "nothing" (eg: there is nothing beyond the edge, nothing existed before time, etc) is even worse.
Anyway...
Trying to rationalize concepts such as infinity, either with regard to distance (eg: does the universe have finite dimensional boundaries? If so, what is beyond it?) or time (will time continue forever? What existed before it?) makes my brain hurt.
Alternately, the seemingly simple concept of "nothing" (eg: there is nothing beyond the edge, nothing existed before time, etc) is even worse.
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10-14-2012, 01:42 PM
Wish this space jump would hurry up already. Why aren't these historic events planned to fit my my Sunday afternoon schedule better?
Also, toying around with the idea of buying this B12 Sentra and putting an SR20DE in it for a silly daily driver.
1995 .isuzu rodeo 4x4 suv $1499, 1988 nissan sentra 5 spd ac 75k miles
Also, toying around with the idea of buying this B12 Sentra and putting an SR20DE in it for a silly daily driver.
1995 .isuzu rodeo 4x4 suv $1499, 1988 nissan sentra 5 spd ac 75k miles
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10-14-2012, 01:50 PM
Boost Pope
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Ah, found it.
So, pretend time:
Yeah, I have a feeling that this is how a typical Pusha date ends:
So, pretend time:
Originally Posted by Pusha
(My sexual prowess is great and mighty, and I go on more dates than a camel has fleas.)
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10-14-2012, 05:29 PM
someone should jump on this awesome deal... LOL
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Custom PC Desktop Windows 7 + Office WORD - Ready to use
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10-14-2012, 11:21 PM
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Cop baby? Man, I sure wish he and his whiny bitch wife would catch a bullet or a bite. They've killed off most of the interedsting characters already. Chick in the woods and redneck crossbow guy are the only two left who deserve to live.
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10-15-2012, 01:14 AM
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10-15-2012, 01:26 AM
I'm going to write them off as off-nights, but I don't see the point in dancing with cute inebriated chicks who are 35 ex-military MILFs who passed out on the sidewalk, or the skinny 20's-something one who was kissing one of the other guys in our group. I wouldn't dare stick my ***** inside one of them.
The younger girl was pretty cute though, and if she weren't so drunk, I would've taken her home and shown her my 2-story garage. But instead she called me gay, which was cool, because I drive a miata.
Oh BTW, This breakup has been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time coming for me. Relationships happen to be that way for me for some reason. I dare not let something carry on like this ever again.
The younger girl was pretty cute though, and if she weren't so drunk, I would've taken her home and shown her my 2-story garage. But instead she called me gay, which was cool, because I drive a miata.
Oh BTW, This breakup has been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time coming for me. Relationships happen to be that way for me for some reason. I dare not let something carry on like this ever again.
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10-15-2012, 01:40 AM
I'm Miserable!
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My longest relationship has been a month. I have many many many many streams of short lived "committed" relationships. I have a habit of being disinterested within a couple weeks, and the girls break up with me because I don't seem into it...
So I don't break up with chicks, chicks break up with me... but I don't really care either way.
You're lucky mang, at least you've had a solid relationship. My elitist personality begs me to never settle. So I can't see myself dedicated in a relationship with one person I will always find flaws in.
So I don't break up with chicks, chicks break up with me... but I don't really care either way.
You're lucky mang, at least you've had a solid relationship. My elitist personality begs me to never settle. So I can't see myself dedicated in a relationship with one person I will always find flaws in.
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10-15-2012, 01:42 AM
I've never had a chick break up with me. I've always been the initiator of the break up. My previous longest relationship was almost 3 years, from highschool into part of college.
I am really looking forward to some one night stands.
I am really looking forward to some one night stands.
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