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Old 03-24-2013, 02:04 PM
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So how's jake?
He's doing alright. Pretty much the same, just skinnier.

Originally Posted by shuiend
Still not smart enough to know that having Josh call me at 2:30 in the morning is probably not the best way to get unbanned.
That was completely out of my hands. Although I know you loved the voicemail.
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Old 03-24-2013, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
That was completely out of my hands. Although I know you loved the voicemail.
I don't actually listen to voicemails. I think I have 30+ sitting in my inbox. Maybe one day soon I will go and just delete them all so the stupid icon goes away.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
So I can blame marines for all the frequent, redundant and buddy grouping briefings on sexual assault?
I guess y'all have similar pre weekend/72/96 briefs that always seem strikingly similar to ones you've heard before?
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Originally Posted by gearhead_318
I guess y'all have similar pre weekend/72/96 briefs that always seem strikingly similar to ones you've heard before?
They like to throw in suicide prevention and DUI prevention with it to stir the pot in some briefings, but its all the same...

Step 1: Start briefing on friday
Step 2: Set personnel free.
Step 3: ????

Step 4: Issue LOCs, LORs, and article 15s on monday.
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
They like to throw in suicide prevention and DUI prevention with it to stir the pot in some briefings, but its all the same...

Step 1: Start briefing on friday
Step 2: Set personnel free.
Step 3: ????

Step 4: Issue LOCs, LORs, and article 15s on monday.
We get Page 11's and NJP's.
We get:
Don't drink and drive
Don't do drugs
Get consent when having sex. The female can not have any alcohol
Don't drink if your underage.
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
They like to throw in suicide prevention and DUI prevention with it to stir the pot in some briefings, but its all the same...

Step 1: Start briefing on friday
Step 2: Set personnel free.
Step 3: ????

Step 4: Issue LOCs, LORs, and article 15s on monday.
Like a precision swiss watch. I'm happy I got off Okinawa before the most recent crap went down. All US forces on island were locked down for at least a month.
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
Step 1: Start briefing on friday
Step 2: Set personnel free.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Issue LOCs, LORs, and article 15s on monday.
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Faeflora on wikipedia

Jerena Silbreah on Wikipedia
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Faeflora on wikipedia

Jerena Silbreah on Wikipedia
Hahahaha
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I almost have enough motivation to create a wikipedia account to add to that page.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
I almost have enough motivation to create a wikipedia account to add to that page.
Me three...

Add a hacksaw section.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
I almost have enough motivation to create a wikipedia account to add to that page.
You should unban him and Pusha. This forum has turned into some dry old ladies.
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Old 03-25-2013, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
You should unban him and Pusha. This forum has turned into some dry old ladies.
you were warned for that post.

i almost warned you again for the same post.
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
You should unban him and Pusha. This forum has turned into some dry old ladies.
Ban for homosexual lust.
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Originally Posted by y8s
you were warned for that post.

i almost warned you again for the same post.
Oh snap...
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Just as I was about to order my next batch of go-fast parts, I lost my job. What's the going rate for a kidney these days?
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Originally Posted by Oscar
Just as I was about to order my next batch of go-fast parts, I lost my job. What's the going rate for a kidney these days?
ouch.
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
You should unban him and Pusha. This forum has turned into some dry old ladies.
I concur.
+1
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Originally Posted by gearhead_318
I concur.
+1
At least this guy gets it.
Pusha is still actively working on/racing his miatas (he has a 94R now), btw.
I can't speak for faefae.

Edit: I just realized that NONE of my warnings/infractions are from breaking rules, but from Brain's personal spite against me. I can endure.

Edit: The reason was "Retardation" I ******* lol'd
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Just as I was about to order my next batch of go-fast parts, I lost my job. What's the going rate for a kidney these days?
I"ll send you some of my capitalism FREEDOM money. I'm sure one cent here translates into 5 billion of your mud rocks or whatever your people use.

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Originally Posted by viperormiata
I"ll send you some of my capitalism FREEDOM money. I'm sure one cent here translates into 5 billion of your mud rocks or whatever your people use.
I lol'd

It seems that some on this forum are forgetting that this is the internet, we are grown men who put expensive things like turbochargers on gay little girlie cars, so we can embarrass closeted homos driving mustangs, everything about this is silly as ****. Yes this websight is a resource, but it is defiantly entertainment as well, if we didn't want entertainment we would be on M.net or MF.whatever. Pusha and faeflora are entertaining, the problem is people here get butt-hurt as ****, they like to think of themselves as different from the M.net crowd, but in reality they might as well dress like they're going to play golf all the time, not curse, buy FastForwordSuperchargers for their pristine STO package cars (AWWW HE SAID YOU AIN'T GOT NO LSD!!!) and use the 5th injector as a bidet.

Good day.
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