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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.
She threw the shirt away. |
you could at least used it for a shop rag.
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And then he'd rub some swag on his car. Nooo ty.
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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.
She threw the shirt away. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1395592481 :bowrofl: |
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Originally Posted by dieselmiata
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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.
She threw the shirt away. The other one that kills me is when I see a little girl, walking hand-in-hand with her mommy through a mall, wearing a pair of shorts with the words PINK or JUICY emblazoned across the butt. :facepalm: Seriously, do women not know what that subconsciously (or even consciously) conjures up in the mind of any red blooded male with even half a nut between his legs. Would they ever let their precious little kid walk around with VAGINA or PUSSY printed across their ass? |
I fucking hate afghanistan....
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Originally Posted by tokiwartooth
(Post 1114369)
I fucking hate afghanistan....
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Oh my god, it does exist :noes:
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So the lady who normally sits across the office from me is out this week, and there's a visiting software development manager sitting at her desk. She's on the phone right now with the corporate VP of Technology, and figuratively every third word coming out of this woman's mouth is a buzzword.
She also just used the phrase "a whole 'nother." |
was it in the sentence "that's a whole 'nother paradigm of synergies"?
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I'm so out of shape it's sad. Doc said i'm healthy enough to start working out again and damn, I feel like I almost died and I only did ~2 miles/400 calories. Getting old sucks.
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Originally Posted by EO2K
(Post 1114484)
Oh my god, it does exist :noes:
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
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She also just used the phrase "a whole 'nother." Come on Joe, at least she's willing to look outside the box and take it to the next level where she'll make a real impact by finding a robust solution that will leverage best practices in scalable fashion by synergistically combining core values with highly empowered tiger team efforts to . . . (damn, where can I stuff 'vertical' in there?) |
It's like I got lost and accidentally wandered into our marketing department again
Originally Posted by good2go
(Post 1114554)
Hmm, I wonder what keywords prompted it.
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Originally Posted by EO2K
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I also just noticed it has iTrader feedback O.o |
Originally Posted by TurboTim
(Post 1114551)
Getting old sucks.
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Originally Posted by tokiwartooth
(Post 1114369)
I fucking hate afghanistan....
Originally Posted by Quality Control Bot
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Congratulations wartface, you've activated the Quality Control Bot.
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Originally Posted by gearhead_318
(Post 1114672)
Anyone know what activates this little guy?
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Originally Posted by rleete
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Whenever Brain gets a wild hair up his ass.
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Originally Posted by TurboTim
(Post 1114551)
I'm so out of shape it's sad. Doc said i'm healthy enough to start working out again and damn, I feel like I almost died and I only did ~2 miles/400 calories. Getting old sucks.
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