How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
10-14-2010, 03:38 PM
#3988
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You know how every not and then you come across something on the internet which, intellectually, you realize is nothing more than yet another warming over of some tired cliche that stopped being funny about an hour after it was invented fifteen years ago, and yet, despite all this, you nearly **** yourself laughing?
That's what did it for me today.
That's what did it for me today.
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10-14-2010, 04:27 PM
#3989
You know how every not and then you come across something on the internet which, intellectually, you realize is nothing more than yet another warming over of some tired cliche that stopped being funny about an hour after it was invented fifteen years ago, and yet, despite all this, you nearly **** yourself laughing?
That's what did it for me today.
That's what did it for me today.
In other news (not that any of you e-rapists give a ****), but I've finally managed to secure an "adult job" as an in-house software/database developer (plus some systems admin ****) for the commercial fishery that I've been working at for a while.
Progress tastes sweet.
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10-15-2010, 07:31 AM
#3992
****. I am sick. Probably from the asshat on the plane ride back to ATL who sat back there and coughed the entire ******* time and never one covered his ******* face. I wanted to punch that ************ sooooo bad when e got off that plane. Not only was he doing that, but he was just a ******* retard in general. As we were on approach (at night) he is looking at all the lighs on the ground (houses, streets, cars etc...) and askes the girl with him "Hey, why are all the lights twinkleing?". Really fucktard? I'm guessing this ******** has never been in a plane. To top it off, when we come into the concourse at ATL, there is some shitty plane at our gate so we have to sit on the tarmac for 30 minutes while a "spot is found" for us. So said shitforbrains gets up, opens the overhead, unloads all his luggage and stands in the ******* isle. My ******* God the stupidity. We aren't on a ******* schoolbus. There is a reason no one else is getting their ******* luggage out and standing up. How do people who are sooooo ******* stupid manage to live for more than 30 sesconds? I bet he has a reminder on his watch to tell him to breather too. 
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10-15-2010, 08:05 AM
#3993
lol. I have the same thing when people start clapping when the plane touches down. Don't get me wrong, if the pilot lands nice and clean with various essentail parts of the aircraft missing, I will stand up and applaud. But otherwise? It's their ******* job to land.
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10-15-2010, 08:20 AM
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You know how every not and then you come across something on the internet which, intellectually, you realize is nothing more than yet another warming over of some tired cliche that stopped being funny about an hour after it was invented fifteen years ago, and yet, despite all this, you nearly **** yourself laughing?
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I've never had someone clap upon landing on any of my flights.
10-15-2010, 09:13 AM
#3998
You know what deserves a clap? The landings by the pilots out here.
There are no windows (well, barely any) on the planes I'm on lately, but the landings are kinda cool. The pilot flies approximately almost up to the runway and then nose dives, leveling out at the bottom. It's no vomit comet but it's fun anyway.
There are no windows (well, barely any) on the planes I'm on lately, but the landings are kinda cool. The pilot flies approximately almost up to the runway and then nose dives, leveling out at the bottom. It's no vomit comet but it's fun anyway.
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