How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
06-14-2010, 09:43 PM
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I love news directors with a sensor of humor.
Last Friday, I'm driving home from the airport, listening to the local NPR affiliate, KPBS. It's approaching the top of the hour (4:00pm) and All Things Considered is doing the tease for the next block, before cutting away for the local break.
"... and coming up at 4:20 we'll take a look at a ballot initiative to legalize pot in California..."
That couldn't have been an accident.
Last Friday, I'm driving home from the airport, listening to the local NPR affiliate, KPBS. It's approaching the top of the hour (4:00pm) and All Things Considered is doing the tease for the next block, before cutting away for the local break.
"... and coming up at 4:20 we'll take a look at a ballot initiative to legalize pot in California..."
That couldn't have been an accident.
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06-15-2010, 05:15 AM
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Is raw pork juice directly in the eye a bad thing? I hope I don't wake up with a red swollen eye tomorrow. Goddamn packet of salt pork snapped back and flung juice directly into my eye. Thanks! At least I'll have some killer split pea soup when I wake up to carry for lunch tomorrow.
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I have that already, I work in a medical lab. I like to dip my fingers in the HIV test serum and rub my eyes, like Russian roulette.
06-15-2010, 10:51 PM
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well today was an eventful day!
started off good, finally got a cell phone again. now i can stay in touch with people. then went to work. then i started to get really bad pains in my head. not like headaches or migraines. the pain was/has been isolated to the right side and it fells like somebody is literally stabbing me in the brain. and it only last for a few min. this has been going on for about 2 weeks. so i finally got tired of it and went to the hospital to get checked out. so i leave work, i get a mile away and the altinator belt on my **** box (toyota tercel) snapped. now im stuck in the pouring *** rain. i call a ride and on our way to the hospital we went though an intersection. we get half way though the light and all of a sudden i see a bright flash. the interior of the car lit up white, purple, blue, orange and yellow. lighting stikes a powerpoll that was 10 feet from the truck. my heart was racing. i felt the pressure from that ****.
long story short. got a CT scan, no problems but i gotta go for a follow up with a neurologist. and lighting striking 10-15 feet away from you will almost make you **** your pants.
started off good, finally got a cell phone again. now i can stay in touch with people. then went to work. then i started to get really bad pains in my head. not like headaches or migraines. the pain was/has been isolated to the right side and it fells like somebody is literally stabbing me in the brain. and it only last for a few min. this has been going on for about 2 weeks. so i finally got tired of it and went to the hospital to get checked out. so i leave work, i get a mile away and the altinator belt on my **** box (toyota tercel) snapped. now im stuck in the pouring *** rain. i call a ride and on our way to the hospital we went though an intersection. we get half way though the light and all of a sudden i see a bright flash. the interior of the car lit up white, purple, blue, orange and yellow. lighting stikes a powerpoll that was 10 feet from the truck. my heart was racing. i felt the pressure from that ****.
long story short. got a CT scan, no problems but i gotta go for a follow up with a neurologist. and lighting striking 10-15 feet away from you will almost make you **** your pants.
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06-16-2010, 07:17 AM
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Yay, I picked up a loaner NA from a friend while my car is down. Car needs a little TLC and will get a few things fixed before going back to it's owner. At least I am mobile again and don't have to bum a ride from my friend in his super shitty Amigo...I literally cover my face when riding in that car with him.
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