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Old 06-18-2010, 08:16 PM
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Alright, finally made senior! When do I get my AARP card?
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Fufuuuuck ebay.

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The fire alarm went off at work today. We evacuated ~100 people. A fire truck showed up a few minutes later. We then proceeded to stand in the blazing heat while roll is called for 30 minutes, all because the contractors installing the sprinkler system screwed up.
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:18 PM
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You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...
One of the greatest feelings ever! brb..............
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
You know that feeling of euphoria that you get after you've just experienced the mother of all bowel movements? Yeah...

How about the feeling when you get food poisoning and realize that you didn't just throw up...
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Yea, that felt great!
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yeah well, explaining it to my wife wasn't the greatest feeling either.
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Old 06-21-2010, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
How about the feeling when you get food poisoning and realize that you didn't just throw up...
About the same as doing a **** ton of heroine and not throwing up... ******* junkies.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
yeah well, explaining it to my wife wasn't the greatest feeling either.
Haha, brainey **** his panties
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and the entire bathroom floor. which was my bed as well.
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LOL^ hero
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:27 PM
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Did you barf up a shitstorm?
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Seriously though, people who put private **** on Failbook are ******* retarded. I don't have anything up, what's the point of advertising what you like/your number/address? Anyone who cares enough to know will probably already know.

This just in: **** paypal. I finally broke down and bought tunerstudioMS, paid for it, and get a ******* internal server error from paypal. So, long story short, I'm 40 bucks out with no key. I contacted the guys at efianalytics, hopefully they get back to me quickly.

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Goddamn Martha Bozeman!!! Apparently I advertised for her campaign the entire 20 mile trip home from work. Getting on the interstate I hit something on the ramp and heard it hit pretty hard and wasn't sure what it was. Drove to my exit, stopped to get gas, then went home. When I got home and slowed to pull into the driveway I heard a god awful scraping noise and thought my vibration culprit had finally shown itself. I got out and inspect the right rear and happen to look forward and see a 2' square campaign sign with metal legs sticking out from under my car like a side splitter. The metal feet speared my FM frame rails perfectly in one of the holes. Damn it Martha!!! I'm gonna call and demand compensation for my advertising.
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Originally Posted by rider384
Did you barf up a shitstorm?
and **** out a barfstorm.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
and **** out a barfstorm.
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At least you didn't storm out a shitbarf. Eeeew.
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We all seem to be rather fixated on Brain's ***.

My friend just sent me this:
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