How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
04-07-2012, 06:03 PM
I am assuming Hustler went to the Daniel Tosh stand up in Houston.
Your quote here makes me assume you think he went to a Tosh.0 screening or something. Which if my above statement is correct, he did not.
So one must come to the conclusion you did not know that he did stand up, and only had a TV show.
Your quote here makes me assume you think he went to a Tosh.0 screening or something. Which if my above statement is correct, he did not.
So one must come to the conclusion you did not know that he did stand up, and only had a TV show.
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04-07-2012, 06:34 PM
The MAV has been rendered pretty much useless. I've got 1200 MAV roadkills logged, and used to use it constantly for spotting bonuses. It was hilarious to use and super fun to run people over.
http://blogs.battlefield.com/2012/04...ive-april-3rd/
Here's a few of the 'fixes' that I despise:
GENERAL GAMEPLAY FIXES
-Increased the speed at which a player regains accuracy when aiming after moving for a more responsive experience.
-Increased the inaccuracy and recoil added when a player is fully suppressed.
VEHICLE FIXES
-Increased the damage the MBT’s primary weapon does to the front and side armor of other main battle tanks. Primarily this means 1 less shot to the front, and very good hits to the side can result in a 1 hit to disable.
-Slightly reduced the repair speed of the repair tool.
-Increased the damage done by TOW weapons to armored vehicles.
-Increased the rate of fire and minimum damage of the Coax HMG.
-Increased the damage mounted gunner .50cal HMGs do at long range.
-Increased the power of the repair tool when killing soldiers or destroying vehicles slightly.
-Fixed a problem when locking on to two nearby targets, the locking should no longer jump rapidly between multiple targets. This applies to all locking weapons and Laser Designators.
-Increased the damage of the Javelin and Air to Ground missiles against laser designated targets.
-Javelin missiles fired without Laser targeting now do more damage to the side and rear of MBTs.
-Slightly reduced the locking time of all weapons vs Laser Designated targets.
-Laser Guided missiles can now be distracted by Flares.
-Increased the locking distance for AGM Missiles for Jets when locking on laser designated targets.
-Reduced the locking time for the AGM Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against ground targets.
-Reduced the locking time for AA Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against air targets.
-Flares will no longer break the lock of a vehicle that is locked on, it will only distract the missiles.
-Flares now more reliably distract missiles, especially for Helicopters.
-Flares for Jets and Choppers now reload at 11 seconds again, except for the gunner, which remains unchanged at 20sec.
-AA Missiles are more difficult to dodge in Jets, this was unintended behavior that created an imbalance against skilled pilots.
-AA Missiles should no longer kill the pilot instead of the vehicle.
-AA Missiles should no longer detonate before hitting their target or a Flare/ECM chaff cloud.
-Reduced the damage AA missiles do to jets to 45%.
-Fixed the SU-35 firing Air to Air missiles at a lower rate of fire than other vehicles.
-The IGLA and Stinger now lock on much more quickly and disable an attack aircraft in 1 hit, but have significantly reduced range. This should allow Stingers to mount an effective close range point defense, without dominating an entire airspace.
-Increased the speed of the Helicopter AA missiles lock on to reduce the tedious nature of Helicopter dogfights and improve the Helicopter’s defensive abilities vs Jets.
-Slightly reduced the damage of Jet cannons against Aircraft. Damage is now only slightly higher than it was originally at launch.
-Increased RPG and SMAW damage against aircraft.
GADGETS
-The MAV will now be destroyed when running into a soldier or vehicle at high speed. It is still possible to strategically sacrifice your MAV on a soldier; it will be destroyed in the process.
-The MAV now properly shows up in the Kill Feed. Previously it simply displayed “KILLED.”
-Increased the speed at which a player regains accuracy when aiming after moving for a more responsive experience.
-Increased the inaccuracy and recoil added when a player is fully suppressed.
VEHICLE FIXES
-Increased the damage the MBT’s primary weapon does to the front and side armor of other main battle tanks. Primarily this means 1 less shot to the front, and very good hits to the side can result in a 1 hit to disable.
-Slightly reduced the repair speed of the repair tool.
-Increased the damage done by TOW weapons to armored vehicles.
-Increased the rate of fire and minimum damage of the Coax HMG.
-Increased the damage mounted gunner .50cal HMGs do at long range.
-Increased the power of the repair tool when killing soldiers or destroying vehicles slightly.
-Fixed a problem when locking on to two nearby targets, the locking should no longer jump rapidly between multiple targets. This applies to all locking weapons and Laser Designators.
-Increased the damage of the Javelin and Air to Ground missiles against laser designated targets.
-Javelin missiles fired without Laser targeting now do more damage to the side and rear of MBTs.
-Slightly reduced the locking time of all weapons vs Laser Designated targets.
-Laser Guided missiles can now be distracted by Flares.
-Increased the locking distance for AGM Missiles for Jets when locking on laser designated targets.
-Reduced the locking time for the AGM Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against ground targets.
-Reduced the locking time for AA Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against air targets.
-Flares will no longer break the lock of a vehicle that is locked on, it will only distract the missiles.
-Flares now more reliably distract missiles, especially for Helicopters.
-Flares for Jets and Choppers now reload at 11 seconds again, except for the gunner, which remains unchanged at 20sec.
-AA Missiles are more difficult to dodge in Jets, this was unintended behavior that created an imbalance against skilled pilots.
-AA Missiles should no longer kill the pilot instead of the vehicle.
-AA Missiles should no longer detonate before hitting their target or a Flare/ECM chaff cloud.
-Reduced the damage AA missiles do to jets to 45%.
-Fixed the SU-35 firing Air to Air missiles at a lower rate of fire than other vehicles.
-The IGLA and Stinger now lock on much more quickly and disable an attack aircraft in 1 hit, but have significantly reduced range. This should allow Stingers to mount an effective close range point defense, without dominating an entire airspace.
-Increased the speed of the Helicopter AA missiles lock on to reduce the tedious nature of Helicopter dogfights and improve the Helicopter’s defensive abilities vs Jets.
-Slightly reduced the damage of Jet cannons against Aircraft. Damage is now only slightly higher than it was originally at launch.
-Increased RPG and SMAW damage against aircraft.
GADGETS
-The MAV will now be destroyed when running into a soldier or vehicle at high speed. It is still possible to strategically sacrifice your MAV on a soldier; it will be destroyed in the process.
-The MAV now properly shows up in the Kill Feed. Previously it simply displayed “KILLED.”
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04-08-2012, 01:07 AM
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Im not a big ebay seller, but I have sold my fair share of stuff, and I have never had to wait on funds, it has always been immediate. Why this time is my money pending? It says it could take up to 21 days depending on what the buyer says. ??? What gives? How ------- long am I going to have to wait on this money? I don't feel comfortable shipping an item when the money is not "in my hands". Couldn't the buyer just say he didn't receive the item and I get burned? Ebay says estimated funds availability 4/28... Really!?
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04-08-2012, 01:33 AM
Im not a big ebay seller, but I have sold my fair share of stuff, and I have never had to wait on funds, it has always been immediate. Why this time is my money pending? It says it could take up to 21 days depending on what the buyer says. ??? What gives? How ------- long am I going to have to wait on this money? I don't feel comfortable shipping an item when the money is not "in my hands". Couldn't the buyer just say he didn't receive the item and I get burned? Ebay says estimated funds availability 4/28... Really!?
Give eBay a quick call on the phone and see what they say.
I just had to call them again yesterday cause I spotted a new policy change. Never hurts to just call them directly and ask them whats up.
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04-08-2012, 02:44 AM
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It's quite bullshit. Like they have reason to believe I won't ship the item or something. I have shipped probably 15-20 items in the last year, and all have been shipped promptly, and all have had good feedback. Why suddenly they want to hold my funds until they have proof of the item being shipped or received by the buyer is beyond me. It really pisses me off, because I could use this money now, not in 2 or 3 weeks. I'm really getting fed up with red tape covering everything on the internet these days. Nothing is as straight forward as it used to be.
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04-08-2012, 05:59 PM
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My upper intake manifold (or plenum) is fukkered.
1/8 npt threads for the injection nozzle is all stripped, meaning I have rather noticeable vacuum/boost leak on the manifold now.
Off to a machine shop to get some aluminum welding done on Monday.
I should have the welder add some "meat" to the surface while he is at it.
Very frustrating nonetheless....................................... ..............pissed.
1/8 npt threads for the injection nozzle is all stripped, meaning I have rather noticeable vacuum/boost leak on the manifold now.
Off to a machine shop to get some aluminum welding done on Monday.
I should have the welder add some "meat" to the surface while he is at it.
Very frustrating nonetheless....................................... ..............pissed.
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04-08-2012, 06:07 PM
I thought it was clever.
"I'm a douche baggy"
On a side note, chimpanzees don't need to eat meet, but they will catch, kill and eat other monkeys despite not needing to. The most graphic thing I've ever seen on TV was a show where a bunch of chimps cornered a smaller monkey, smashed it against a tree, tore off pieces and ate it.
Not exactly this:
"I'm a douche baggy"
On a side note, chimpanzees don't need to eat meet, but they will catch, kill and eat other monkeys despite not needing to. The most graphic thing I've ever seen on TV was a show where a bunch of chimps cornered a smaller monkey, smashed it against a tree, tore off pieces and ate it.
Not exactly this:
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04-08-2012, 07:09 PM
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Oh, noes! I have received an infraction from the dipshits running clubretard. Posted my FM springs there, and got a reply asking for pic. Seriously, dude? They're ------- springs. They lool like a coil of wire. They're old, used, and saggy, like I posted.
I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"
They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?
P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"
They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?
P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
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04-09-2012, 12:03 AM
Oh, noes! I have received an infraction from the dipshits running clubretard. Posted my FM springs there, and got a reply asking for pic. Seriously, dude? They're ------- springs. They lool like a coil of wire. They're old, used, and saggy, like I posted.
I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"
They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?
P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"
They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?
P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
The staff there are batshit nuts.
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