How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
06-09-2010, 10:05 PM
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Want fries with that?
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I just ordered a chinacharger equivelent of a 2560; I'm sooper excited since I might actually be able to drive my car then. I drove it 50 miles today with a blown SR20 T25 and I lost 1/4 of my oil from it leaking through the turbo seals. That and the compressor blades are broken from when the compressor housing fell off while it was working. It smelled like **** and smoked like hell when I slowed down.
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06-09-2010, 10:14 PM
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Luke has like 80 fricken jillion midichlorians per cc of blood. He can convince the ST that these are not the droids they are looking for and he cant skew their aim a bit?
And as for Han, how good is your aim with a Wookie playing Mr. Potato Head with your buddies while you try to get that armoured wedgie out after doing three tours on the Death Star, which is the shittiest posting in the galaxy. Nothing to do, officers on your *** all the time because his ****** holliness the prune of an emperor and his robo death dog are going to do another -----probe/troop reveiw, and on top of that that whiny little bitch Tarkin wants a revised TPS report by the end of your shift. How long do you think it takes to spit polish that ****** armour? Huh? How long?
.....walks off muttering.........
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06-09-2010, 10:21 PM
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On an unrelated note, here is the sprinkler control system for the 27th floor of 233 N. Michigan Ave. in downtown Chicago. Only Imperial Union Pipefitters are so precise.
Did I mention that this monstrosity controls the ******* FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEM for the whole floor? What do you figure are the odds that every single one of those valves is actually set correctly? How many different points of failure do you really need? Whoever the engineer was that thought this was a good design needs to be killed. With pain.
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06-09-2010, 10:24 PM
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how good is your aim with a Wookie playing Mr. Potato Head with your buddies while you try to get that armoured wedgie out after doing three tours on the Death Star, which is the shittiest posting in the galaxy. Nothing to do, officers on your *** all the time because his ****** holliness the prune of an emperor and his robo death dog are going to do another -----probe/troop reveiw, and on top of that that whiny little bitch Tarkin wants a revised TPS report by the end of your shift. How long do you think it takes to spit polish that ****** armour? Huh? How long?
.....walks off muttering.........
.....walks off muttering.........
Oh, that's just great.
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06-09-2010, 11:39 PM
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2:09.
Why is it so hard for motor-journalists to get technical stuff right? GRM does it 9 times of 10, but almost without exception the others dont.
"....deflects the air under the car, which increases down-force and more importantly reduces drag..."
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06-09-2010, 11:43 PM
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For ****'s sake... WGN just interrupted a rerun of Family Guy to tell me that some bunch of dudes hit a little round rubber disc into a net with a stick while wearing ice skates more times than some other bunch of dudes, and now every single living human in Chicago is out in the streets shouting, honking their horns, playing "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis as loud as possible, etc., and it's driving me batshit crazy as I sit here in my hotel room trying to think of some new way to **** with 92verty's head.
And I think I just heard gunfire.
And I think I just heard gunfire.
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06-10-2010, 10:47 AM
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2am. That's how long that **** lasted outside. It was basically one long continuous horn blast and motorcycle engine rev from the time they cut into Family Guy until 2 in the ******* morning. I was fully expecting to see overturned cars on fire all along Wacker Dr. this morning. And now they're planning to have a ******* parade tomorrow morning, which is just great as that's when I'll be trying to get to the airport.
On the plus side, I FINALLY saw a creative homeless guy yesterday, though I had to go north of the river for it. Dude was all covered in silvery-grey paint, standing on a plinth, pretending to be one of the many granite statues that they don't have in that particular section of town. Cardboard sign said "Take a picture, leave a donation."
On the plus side, I FINALLY saw a creative homeless guy yesterday, though I had to go north of the river for it. Dude was all covered in silvery-grey paint, standing on a plinth, pretending to be one of the many granite statues that they don't have in that particular section of town. Cardboard sign said "Take a picture, leave a donation."
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06-10-2010, 10:50 AM
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I pulled a muscle in my upper back, just below my left shoulder blade. **** is killing me.
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