How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
11-05-2012, 09:26 AM
Tour de Franzia
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Goddamn... So do you guys reserve the right to deny anyone who doesn't seem to "qualify"?
Like those jizzmunching bottom feeders begging for handouts, even with weakass attempts, will they be reimbursed or no? Or people that ruined their cars (that should be insured anyway)? That's what I want to know..
Because I'll probably grow an aneurysm out of pure, unadulterated rage if they do get money.
Like those jizzmunching bottom feeders begging for handouts, even with weakass attempts, will they be reimbursed or no? Or people that ruined their cars (that should be insured anyway)? That's what I want to know..
Because I'll probably grow an aneurysm out of pure, unadulterated rage if they do get money.
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11-05-2012, 11:18 AM
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Be sure to use a nice, thick, Texas drawl when talking to them. Then ask them questions that belittle their claims.
"How many hours was your house completely underwater?"
"When the roof came completely off your house, did it destroy any of the neighboring houses?"
"How many feet deep was the water in the main floor of your house?"
"Were you able to locate the property where your house used to stand?"
"Yes, sir. This is the Federal Emergency Management Agency. What is your emergency?"
"How many hours was your house completely underwater?"
"When the roof came completely off your house, did it destroy any of the neighboring houses?"
"How many feet deep was the water in the main floor of your house?"
"Were you able to locate the property where your house used to stand?"
"Yes, sir. This is the Federal Emergency Management Agency. What is your emergency?"
Ha ha h aha ha lolol
So this FEMA Hustler line is like a phone sex line, but instead of you paying $/minute, he pays you
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11-05-2012, 11:45 AM
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
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(the above provides context for the following quote)
that's correct, it's only the illegal minorities who are on welfare.
we should let them drown amirite??????
that's correct, it's only the illegal minorities who are on welfare.
we should let them drown amirite??????
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11-05-2012, 12:28 PM
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No Y8s,everyone. Is on welfare and basically no one works. One woman who called had to count how many children she had, it was six names, she kept coming up with a total of 5. There were 4 surnames among children.
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11-05-2012, 08:34 PM
so after much thought im keeping the miata, and planing a build... and rust repair... and a paint job...
So somebody guide me through what i need to accomplish around 300-350hp. im thinking a vvt 1.8? and obviously good forged rods and pistons, and what turbo would be good for the application.
So somebody guide me through what i need to accomplish around 300-350hp. im thinking a vvt 1.8? and obviously good forged rods and pistons, and what turbo would be good for the application.
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11-05-2012, 09:48 PM
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I'm actually contemplating snagging a 1.6 out here instead of a 1.8 and building it.
Although I have no idea how difficult swapping rods and pistons is since I'm looking for ~250whp and no clue what a decent turbo for a 1.6 would be at that power level.
Although I have no idea how difficult swapping rods and pistons is since I'm looking for ~250whp and no clue what a decent turbo for a 1.6 would be at that power level.
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11-05-2012, 10:17 PM
A decent turbo for 250whp on a BP would be a gt2560. For a B6, I'd use a gt2560.
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11-05-2012, 10:20 PM
Thanks again.
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