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p51hellfire 09-23-2009 12:00 AM

Hustler, The king......
 
http://www.tnfbody.com/forum/images/smilies/bow28.gif


OVER NOOBS!!!!!!

thirdgen 09-23-2009 12:41 AM

I take it you really hate Hustler. I find it hilarious that someone actually posts a thread directed towards the hating of this guy. Has anyone outside of Texas actually met Hustler?

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 01:06 AM

Heck no you got it the other Way, He IS Fucking hilarious (most of the time) Just a pointless thread to up his noob bashing EGO he's gone limp dick on these noobs lol, thank him for the endless hilarity!!! lol

NA6C-Guy 09-23-2009 01:10 AM

Hustler 2012

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 01:40 AM

Y don't I get it?

NA6C-Guy 09-23-2009 01:48 AM

Get what, the nomination?

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 02:13 AM

I guess.....

l_bader 09-23-2009 07:24 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 458012)
Hustler 2012

I see him more of the "Secretary of State" kinda guy...

hustler 09-23-2009 07:29 AM

The Eleven Hustlerian Rules of the Earth


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.






I am the shit. P51 will be spared in the revolution, and together we will drink the blood of the non-believers.

buffon01 09-23-2009 08:22 AM

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Hustler at the movies


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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

jeff_man 09-23-2009 10:09 AM

sweet, hustler the profit.

and


hulster at the drift-o comp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...5688762363.gif

hustler at work

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...5386706187.gif

Braineack 09-23-2009 10:16 AM

hustler the scared-and-in-a-hurry black guy?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...cf66007a73.gif

sixshooter 09-23-2009 11:51 AM

You don't have to be that far up Hustler's ass. Didn't you see him give you the point-by?

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 12:15 PM

Woo HOO I'm spared, lol

ArtieParty 09-23-2009 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 457992)
Has anyone outside of Texas actually met Hustler?

YUP. He got me and Bryan drunk in Philly and then tried to invite us back to his room. j/k

Hustler was actually cool to hang out with.

buffon01 09-23-2009 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by ArtieParty (Post 458171)
Hustler was actually cool to hang out with.

Yeah thats what he wants you to think

naarleven 09-23-2009 01:10 PM

http://www.anthropologieenligne.com/...d_freaks_6.jpg

WE ACCEPT HIM ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

GOOBLE GOBBLE


NA6C-Guy 09-23-2009 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by naarleven (Post 458199)
http://www.anthropologieenligne.com/...d_freaks_6.jpg

WE ACCEPT HIM ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

GOOBLE GOBBLE


Thats so fucked! That makes me very uncomfortable actually.:giggle:

Vashthestampede 09-23-2009 01:26 PM

What the fuck was that video!?!

naarleven 09-23-2009 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 458210)
What the fuck was that video!?!

a 1932 Tod Browning film called FREAKS!

Savington 09-23-2009 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 457992)
Has anyone outside of Texas actually met Hustler?

I've had the pleasure, at Redline back in May at WSIR. Perfectly nice guy.


shitty in bed, though.

webby459 09-23-2009 03:46 PM

shitty in bed, though.[/QUOTE]

I been tellin you fools....

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 04:17 PM

lololol^

hustler 09-23-2009 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Savington (Post 458216)
shitty in bed, though.

I'm flattered, coming from a scat-queen.



My sense of humor is unique, and typically more well recieved in the flesh. At an Austin auto-x someone introduced me as "the guy who's crazy on the internet but cool in person." I just have a really, really strange sense of humor.

miatamania 09-23-2009 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 458288)
I'm flattered, coming from a scat-queen.



My sense of humor is unique, and typically more well recieved in the flesh. At an Austin auto-x someone introduced me as "the guy who's crazy on the internet but cool in person." I just have a really, really strange sense of humor.

Isn't everyone just a little crazy on the internet?

webby459 09-23-2009 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 458288)
My sense of humor is unique, and typically more well recieved in the flesh. At an Austin auto-x someone introduced me as "the guy who's crazy on the internet but cool in person." I just have a really, really strange sense of humor.

BJ, your fucking ratio of shit talk:reason has been coming down lately. I, for one, am very disappointed, especially after giving you mad props for your skill set just the other day. I think you were made some motherfucker's bride in the okie forest.

Come on out, you are with friends.

Braineack 09-23-2009 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 458288)
I'm flattered, coming from a scat-queen.



My sense of humor is unique, and typically more well recieved in the flesh. At an Austin auto-x someone introduced me as "the guy who's crazy on the internet but cool in person." I just have a really, really strange sense of humor.

I usually get "that ------" online or in person...odd. :brain:

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 04:40 PM

Ohhh Let's pitty the foo ^^^ lol

hustler 09-23-2009 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 458291)
BJ, your fucking ratio of shit talk:reason has been coming down lately. I, for one, am very disappointed, especially after giving you mad props for your skill set just the other day. I think you were made some motherfucker's bride in the okie forest.

Come on out, you are with friends.

Spoken like a virgin. I've been too busy laying pipe to talk shit to insignificant ------s like you. Die of aids.

webby459 09-23-2009 04:51 PM

:cry:
I hurt, like on the inside.

Savington 09-23-2009 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 458288)
My sense of humor is unique, and typically more well recieved in the flesh. At an Austin auto-x someone introduced me as "the guy who's crazy on the internet but cool in person." I just have a really, really strange sense of humor.

Seriouspost, this is essentially accurate. Although your comments on that one woman's tits while we were standing less than 3ft away from her made me a touch nervous. ;)

p51hellfire 09-23-2009 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 458304)
Spoken like a virgin. I've been too busy laying pipe to talk shit to insignificant ------s like you. Die of aids.

All right he shows his tru colors!!!!

http://i17.piczo.com/view/4/l/i/j/n/...607_9392_6.gif

hustler 09-23-2009 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by Savington (Post 458309)
Seriouspost, this is essentially accurate. Although your comments on that one woman's tits while we were standing less than 3ft away from her made me a touch nervous. ;)

I can't remember this...although there were a few sets of yeets worthy of my attention that day. I was probably complimenting her and she didn't realize it.

fahrvergnugen 09-23-2009 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 458291)
I think you were made some motherfucker's bride in the okie forest.


There is no such thing as an 'Okie Forest', we just have clumps of trees...

cueball1 09-23-2009 06:45 PM

Woman at a racetrack made nervous by teet comments? No, wait. That was Savington who was nervous. She was likely glad someone noticed! Good job Hustler. You likely made her day. What a gentleman!

minime 09-24-2009 03:40 AM

jesus christ that video is fucking scary as shit!

Savington 09-24-2009 04:58 AM


Originally Posted by cueball1 (Post 458346)
Woman at a racetrack made nervous by teet comments? No, wait. That was Savington who was nervous. She was likely glad someone noticed! Good job Hustler. You likely made her day. What a gentleman!

Her husband standing next to her looked like a real gentleman - I was mostly afraid of one of his tattoos jumping off his body and eating me.

l_bader 09-24-2009 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by Savington (Post 458488)
Her husband standing next to her looked like a real gentleman - I was mostly afraid of one of his tattoos jumping off his body and eating me.

Why? If he had even looked in you direction Hustler would have skull f@ck'd him and then... oh wait, this didn't happen on the Intertubes but in real life... hmm... that *might* change things...

- L

NA6C-Guy 09-24-2009 08:26 AM


Originally Posted by Savington (Post 458488)
Her husband standing next to her looked like a real gentleman - I was mostly afraid of one of his tattoos jumping off his body and eating me.

:laugh:


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