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kotomile 08-24-2008 12:44 PM

Hustler's become an internet sensation
 
http://www.roadsterdrift.com/forums/...opic=5323&st=0


Originally Posted by violation,Aug 21 2008, 07:46 PM
you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut.

consider yourself warned.


Seems people are impressed enough with his creations that they pretend to be him on other sites.

...unless it actually is hustler, in which case I lose.

patsmx5 08-24-2008 12:49 PM

Not a member of that forum so you link fails.

Doppelgänger 08-24-2008 12:54 PM

perfectly fitting gay ass thread for most of the gay members on there....

bryantaylor 08-24-2008 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 300324)
perfectly fitting gay ass thread for most of the gay members on there....

says the dri fter

hustler 08-24-2008 01:58 PM

i actually wrote that years ago on another forum. I didn't pioneer e-thugging, but I perfected it.

hustler 08-24-2008 02:03 PM

I might have to sign up and troll-up that forum next week.

kotomile 08-24-2008 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by patsmx5 (Post 300322)
Not a member of that forum so you link fails.

original post:


Originally Posted by violation,Aug 15 2008, 06:47 PM
I mean have you ever had some seriously demented in the head type thoughts? Ones where you think if someone else found out, they'd put you in a mental institution?

For me, it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and viceversa.

Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.

I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.

I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphins, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.
His claws dig in deeper, the pain, it's exquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle.

He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's indescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me.

I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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Originally Posted by violation,Aug 21 2008, 01:09 PM
Don't judge me, bro! You know what? I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.
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Originally Posted by violation,Aug 21 2008, 07:46 PM
you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut.

consider yourself warned.

oh, and just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were namibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren’t like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you’re hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent. now go grow some namibian genes and we’ll talk about this shit for real.
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hustler 08-24-2008 02:21 PM

amateur, nothing original.

hustler 08-24-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by hustler,Aug 24 2008, 01:43 PM
apparently you just discovered e-thuggery and you're going to post a bunch of amateur garbage, some of which I wrote several years ago. See, I'm the type of person that brings a weapon to a party if I'm planning on fighting. I fight to win no matter what it takes. I'm not afraid to yell that's my purse, I don't know you. I'm NOT afraid to kick someone as hard as i can in the nuts, FROM BEHIND. Yeah, thats right. I would cheap shot the fuck out of any of you mother fuckers and then id stomp on your face while you were on the ground crying like a bitch. Consider this your death sentence...and yeah, you do not want to piss me off.
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I also like how they all turn their cars into embarrassing shitboxes that i'd be embarrassed to call my own. I doubt any of these fags will ever see a vagina.

Doppelgänger 08-24-2008 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by bryantaylor (Post 300334)
says the [former] dri fter

fixed.....

talusfan 08-24-2008 05:23 PM

Other than the goo bear , That is some funny shit.

bryantaylor 08-24-2008 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 300382)
fixed.....

thats like saying you used to suck dicks, but its cool because you haven't done it in awhile now.

Stealth97 08-24-2008 06:37 PM

looks like straight cut/paste of hustlers work.

18psi 08-24-2008 06:37 PM

oh shit, drama:bowrofl:

hustlers rants are copied. im pretty sure he didnt make them up, so he is just a copy/paster like these other guys

BradC 08-24-2008 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by bryantaylor (Post 300403)
thats like saying you used to suck dicks, but its cool because you haven't done it in awhile now.

Thanks, Vodka tonic is now on my keyboard. That was great :bowrofl:

Arkmage 08-24-2008 09:59 PM

wtf... I used to be a jackass like hustler but everyone's pussy got hurt and they started PMing me and the admin about that shit. he should be famous for the amazing head he gives our admin/mods to not be permanently banned, not for the crap he types.

KPLAFIN 08-24-2008 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by Arkmage (Post 300486)
wtf... I used to be a jackass like hustler but everyone's pussy got hurt and they started PMing me and the admin about that shit. he should be famous for the amazing head he gives our admin/mods to not be permanently banned, not for the crap he types.

Looks like he has been banned.......again...

Bryce 08-24-2008 11:01 PM

The source...
http://www.ethuggery.com/thuggery.php?id=30
http://www.ethuggery.com/thuggery.php?id=92
http://www.ethuggery.com/thuggery.php?id=58

y8s 08-24-2008 11:42 PM

I knew he was pasting it from somewhere dot com but I just hadn't found it yet.

kotomile 08-24-2008 11:43 PM

NOOOOO!!! Say it isn't so!

Wait, I know, he wrote them, HE WROTE THEM I TELL YOU!!


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