I do not want your old beater or bagged truck!!
 

I've seen worse. Paint the top and wheels and it would actually be decent. LOL at the $8500 though.

Aww shit! RB header representin!!! That makes it worth $8500, I retract my previous statement.

WOW, a SPARCO harness bar! Who gives a shit. This car has lots of potential, and this guy needs to not own it anymore cause it's really gay.
1) Why would you change the steering wheel from the stock Nardi, to THAT.
2) Why would you have some crazy racing seat and harness if you don't have a roll bar.
3) Who paints a top on a black car WHITE to match the wheels. I felt like a PENIS when I bought my smurf blue hardtop and drove it home on my Emerald Green car. I guess it would've been ok if my wheels were smurf blue, right?
4) WHO THE FUCK TINTS A WINDSHIELD?
I can tell by the suspension, brakes, and grassroots stickers that this guy probably autocross's it, but still, I'd feel like a NUTSACK if I pulled into an autocross event with a tinted windshield. Good thing it has a FULL diecast intake, he'd only get 4 grand for the car if it had a partial one.
I love craigslist for this reason, people list shit that they think is so badassed, and they brag it up, and they have no clue how gay they are. The best one I've seen was a I think 2001 Yamaha YZ 426 dirtbike for sale near me. It said it had a stroker kit and all kinds of shit done to it, the picture was classic...the graphics had skulls all over them. The punchline was hilarious, it read..."Not for beginners, this bike will steal your soul!"

i kinda like it sure its about 4k to much atleast and i dont like tint but other than that it looks pretty good. Nothing alil elbow grease and a turbo system cant cure man.
FWIW i think he ran a tint strip across the top of the windsheild for added darkening im not a fan of that especialy but it comes off rather easily if you know what you are doing.

I was referring more to his douche-bag ad.

I just called him, told him he was a ------, and he started yapping so I told him I was fucking his boyfriend then hung up. Now he won't stop calling me.

Drunk...fail?

:facepalm:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


i think he belived you!

This just in:
I unplugged the hotel phone so now its like it never happened. lol

Hustler, did you just say you fuck guys?

Yes, I did. Do you want to cum over and see what its like to be with a man? I haven't showered yet so you can leave with my ball-musk on your chin. It probably won't be the first time you've had a t-bagging this week, but I promise you'll love it.

Well if you promise, then it must be good.

:makeout:


oh shit, get you some!

"Ball Musk" by "Hustler" that sounds like a new line of cologne or aftershave. Hope there's gonna be a group buy!

I emailed this to him:

He also has a line of fancy cheese to go with his ------y ass wine and cheese club. Hustler's Sack Cheese. It kind of hits your tongue with a sharp note, but slowly turns to a bitter sweet flavor as it slides down your throat.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:i cant breath!

Wait until you taste the sweet testicular nectar. Then you will know glory (gay lust).

I've already been a fan of your shit for years. It's called Nutella. Comes in a jar.

Does your nectar come in large bottles? I'd like to try some in my gay mixed drinks, maybe a daiquiri later.

Hustler we need to cyber. a/s/l?

I'm 89/T/Haiti.

14/m/the castro
oh shit, PM me pen0r pics!!! Do you have candies? I'm hungry for your fudge!

This thread is soooo gay... FABULOUS! :makeout:

Too bad that you're 14, I like to feel prickles of facial hair on my ass.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/300...32FE9FFAE3DA8A

call me baby

:bowdown: Oh my, you're beautiful. Do you happen to like space? I do. I'd like to take a trip to Uranus.

I hope that's not too bold, I'm new at this pickup line thing. I haven't tried this kind of thing lately. :hs: Be gentle

its ok I get that a lot.

I think you guys surf craigslist for gay ads just to get an excuse to let your true self out on this forum. Hustler will soon start the “Male Miata Drivers Sauna Club” and claim that “a sauna a day keeps the herpes at bay”.

It is at these moments when Sweden feels like juuuuuuust the right distance from majority of the forum members. :laugh:

this fuckin' thread :rofl:

This thread is full of Win.


And as a side note. Why does the ABS light look like a giant hammer thats about to hit some guy in the nuts?

I can't decide if this is really funny or really disturbing.

I'm going with funny on this one :rofl:

I've seen that car on CR

hey wtf is wrong with nutella man it beats the hell outa normal shit like peanut butter anyday

Never tried it actually. I might pick some up next time I see it in the store.

Yup, he is over on CR... I'm surprised you guys have not gone over there and fucked with him as well. His damn ad has been popping up in the ATL CL as well... I facepalmed....and facepalmed again when I read it.

Wheels and top look like shat.

"12K HIDs" are the new gay pride flag....it's like knocking on the wall of the stall when you've got a neighbor....in the airport.

BTW... did you know you can fit a diffuser under your hood?!?!

I've got a very wide stance.

So glad I as well as hustler stumbled upon this. Oh god how i wish you were on every forum.

I think I remember seeing that over on cr, he was talking about painting his wheels that fugly color.

I flagged it.. :giggle:

you as well :bowrofl:

:bowrofl:
holy crap, i just had to walk out of my office because i couldn't stop laughing...they were all staring like WTF!?

What's even better is that I have never seen this car in town. It must be too nice for him to drive... Lol factory

I asked him about a trade and got this in reply: Way to be a fuckin cock you immature fuck! You got my number grow up ------

:laugh:

I offered him my lawnmower.

Its not a beater or a bagged truck, its a CRAFTSMAN.

But is it a bagger mower? He said no bags!

damn. I'll remove the bag

Someone should just respond with a link to this thread.