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kotomile 04-04-2009 06:38 PM

I jizzed my pants on a boat while doing your mother (NWS language)
 
Too funny to not share.




AlexandertheOk 04-04-2009 07:27 PM

Hahaha, i fucked a mermaid. What kind of mind thinks up crap like that?

Lonely Island rocks.

The_Pipefather 04-04-2009 07:55 PM

While we're on the subject of T-pain:laugh::



Doppelgänger 04-05-2009 12:43 AM

i <3 those videos

oilstain 04-06-2009 11:58 PM

Well, I have to say thanks for that. That's some good shit right there.

kotomile 04-07-2009 12:19 AM

I downloaded the entire album the other day (Incredibad), I've been listening to it the past couple days in the OTM and laughing my ass off! There are some other very funny songs on there which don't have videos made yet (by the band, anyway). Among them are "Boombox" and "Like a Boss".



n/m, this one does have a video apparently:

NA6C-Guy 04-07-2009 02:54 AM

LOL, just the "Like a boss" part of the song cracks me up.

Duckie_uk 04-07-2009 04:29 AM

It's a lot like a pisstake group in the UK called "goldie lookin chain"

Not sure if the satirical view on UK chav culture will make much sense to Americans but what the hell.


Saml01 04-07-2009 10:36 AM

^ God I miss the UK, I had someone tell me at least once a day that I dont know how to speak English.

Duckie_uk 04-07-2009 06:37 PM

TBH most British people cannot speak english anymore. I work with a lot of europeans mostly Germans, and despite it being a second or third language it's textbook flawless. British kids have no interest in learning their own language. I blame texting ;)

Miatamaniac92 04-15-2009 11:44 PM

Female version of Jizz in my pants.
Queef In My Pants from LonelyBetch


EDIT: funnyordie videos won't embed.

Chris

kotomile 04-15-2009 11:50 PM

Me either.

SHOthang 04-16-2009 10:54 PM

Haha! Thats some great shit! I've been watching On A Boat and Like A Boss nonstop all day!

You guys ever watch Hot Rod ?
Favorite part is when he gets the girl's attention leading her into the garage as he's banging on an engine with a hammer pretending to work on it...

kotomile 04-16-2009 11:02 PM

Hot Rod?

SHOthang 04-16-2009 11:09 PM

Hot Rod (2007)

kotomile 04-16-2009 11:18 PM

Oh, it's a movie. ::goes to watch trailer::

BTW - Queef in my Pants, not funny.

icantthink4155 05-02-2009 09:39 PM

Just saw this and had to post it. Better then the queef one


Project84 05-03-2009 11:46 AM

The best part of jizz in my pants is the cameo. Janitor JT w/ the mop top? That's some funny shit.

shuiend 05-03-2009 08:24 PM

How could you gusy forget Dick in a Box.


Also last weekend when I was at Radford for Quadfest every frat hosue was playing I'm on a Boat.

kotomile 05-03-2009 09:01 PM

No one forgot, it's just old! :)

That "Puke in My Mouth" video was much better than queef in my pants.

elesjuan 05-03-2009 10:01 PM

gayest shit I've ever seen.. Laughing my ass off!

Project84 05-03-2009 11:04 PM

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...c950f63a2c.jpg

Me... Halloween '08.

This year: KWANZA-Dick in a box.

nicacus 05-04-2009 02:16 AM


oilstain 05-04-2009 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by nicacus (Post 403955)

Srsly? what was the point of that? Pickle surprise?

nicacus 05-04-2009 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 404307)
Srsly? what was the point of that? Pickle surprise?

:dunno: the song is catchy though.
Plus laser eyes are always cool, even when equipped on a scary man/lady/bull

rmcelwee 05-05-2009 03:48 PM


Project84 05-05-2009 04:57 PM

^^^ lol!!!!

gospeed81 05-05-2009 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 404682)

Thanks for taking the gay out this thread.

oilstain 05-05-2009 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by oldgrayfrog (Post 404733)
bump

Honestly, old gay frog, there's no need to bump a post that's less than a day old.


Aaaaaand I have to agree, that last song was great!

kotomile 05-05-2009 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 404768)
Honestly, old gay frog, there's no need to bump a post that's less than a day old.

How else will he get enough posts for the classifieds? :facepalm:

rmcelwee 05-05-2009 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 404774)
How else will he get enough posts for the classifieds? :facepalm:

More than 50% of his posts are less than 6 words long. Seems like that may be what he is doing.

Braineack 05-14-2009 10:19 AM


sexyKEVIN 05-14-2009 01:36 PM

i got there cd a while ago . funny crap

oilstain 05-14-2009 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 408468)

And the crowd goes wild, for shit we can't see. Funny though, and here I never liked Justin Timberlake, but now I think he's alright.

kotomile 05-15-2009 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 408730)
And the crowd goes wild, for shit we can't see.

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Motherlover

crnrhrd 05-15-2009 10:16 AM

So wrong yet sooooo funny.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/crnrhrd/boat.jpg


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